Big Tex Eating Out

He welcomes the Musers to the new cinco de mayo.

Big Tex said due to the recession, he had to donate blood and sperm.

After a couple broadcast messages to the visitors, including diarrhea and features at the fair, he asks if the Musers are going to come try fried butter.

Then Big-Tex talks to a family of Mexicans and asks them to supervise all of their kids.