A little update regarding closing or selling the site.

Big Tex Eating Out

He welcomes the Musers to the new cinco de mayo.

Big Tex said due to the recession, he had to donate blood and sperm.

After a couple broadcast messages to the visitors, including diarrhea and features at the fair, he asks if the Musers are going to come try fried butter.

Then Big-Tex talks to a family of Mexicans and asks them to supervise all of their kids.