This is probably one of the most touching and thoughtful poems I’ve ever heard anyone recite in my entire life.

The most shocking thing is, it’s by Norm Hitzges.

MacGruber is still my hero and I think he should be the new yuck monkey for the Hardline. Still apply his drop craft, but throw in some uncomfortable interviews.

PS. This makes a great ringtone.

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