Ok, I’m seriously going to try and keep this thing going. But for that to happen, we need to lay a couple of ground rules, just to make our lives easier. Following these rules will really, really increase your chances of getting the premium golden ticket audio content that you so lust after inserted into your warm ear canals.
- We need the date and time of the requested audio. I have enough trouble remembering what comes after the Musers and before BaD Radio. Throw us a bone if you don’t remember the exact date – i.e. “It was after GNG, or before the E-News where Rhynes’s colostomy bag exploded all over the microphone”
- It’s gotta be funny or worthwhile to people other than just you – for example, the interview that Norm did about the Aggie/Longhorn/HornFrog/Sooner third-string running back that you want to hear because you went to that college is not worthy audio
- We generally don’t re-post sports segments unless there’s a meltdown or E-brake
- Ask for one specific thing – for example, requesting all community-quick-hits for the last, oh, six months or so is not cool. Use our audio files/archive pages for your show or segment.
- Birthday shout-outs on WTDS, not so much — However, if you’re willing to share the pictures that you sent to the Hardline with us, we can negotiate…
- Absolutely, positively no raceweek.
Failure to adhere to the rules will result in (a) denial of your request, (b) public ridicule, (c) me going through and permanently deleting the audio so you’ll never, ever have it.
This is important. Bob and George spent a whole day complaining about Rudy Jaramillo’s abilities then that night the Rangers get 30 or so runs. Gordon then called in the next day as Rudy. He made Rudy sound like a methed out matador. “Rudy” heard the Bob and George criticism and issued the “30 run order” as if a hitting coach can issue such an order like it is a Code Red (from A Few Good Men). Anyway I have my doubts but I hope you have that audio.
Could you post Musers Monday June 11th show or at least the 15 minute segment in which Junior describes his trip last week to SLC Utah? Thanks, P1 N
Please kind (sirs) I would like to play the Fake Nolan Snow monkey episodes for my friend(s). My Daughter is dating a Rangers college player scout and he is unaware of the Fake Nolan snowmonkey wars. If you cand get me the interview or any of the bits Gordo did I would be in your debt.
Thanks
http://bit.ly/8JgMIg
Can you post the segment that Cirque Du Sirois played on Sat June 16 (somewhere in the 1:45-2:15pm range) in which they played a phone message an old lady calls the minor league team Manny Ramirez is playing for to complain about his dreadlocks “because they lead to drug use, could take out the eye of the opposing player”, and best of all she uses the word fuddy-duddy.
Can you post the Bad Radio GBL interview with Bob Slidell from Office Space? It was played on Monday June 18th around 2:15 I believe. Not sure if it was funny but a friend told me it was damn good. Thanks.
Is there any copy of the original Nolan Ryan roundtable where the snow monkey interview occured. I would love to share it with my son. Thanks
I posted a link a few comments up.
Willing to send a picture. Now that you’re still reading, hopefully, let me thank you for the fine service you give all P1s, and now the actual Ticket. With all the failures of lost drops bc of the move, the Unticket has proven to be more valuable and needed than ever.
Could you please help me locate Cuban’s “Oh, too bad….heh heh” audio? I’ve listened through a couple of archived shows and Cuban bits, but can’t seem to find it. I really, really want to isolate for my phone message alert and would REALLY appreciate your help. I know it’s from his old TV show, but there’s got to be audio from the ticket somewhere?? given how often it’s played.
Thanks so much—i’ve turned more people on to the Ticket from using this site’s ‘Taint on Taint’ and snowmonkey audio than i’d care to admit. Thanks!
Can you post E-News from yesterday’s show (6.25.10)? Great segment with some funny moments.
Thanks for your work.
I hope someone will record the all day rotten radio on July 4. I use that track as my Muzak. Donation coming. Great job guys!
Brian
Please post rotten radio from Saturday morning June 30th! Thanks for all you do for the P1s!
The Norm blow up about Cumulus during cross talk today was VERY good schtick. Please post it if possible.
Friday 13 July, I think it was the 12:30 or 12:50 Ticker, Michael Krenek’s microphone feed was playing strange music and he couldn’t do the ticker. So he used a mic elsewhere and did a ticker with Jake and BaDD radio “helping” by lending fake soundbytes from the athletes in the ticker.
I’d love to hear this again if possible – I guess it may be on the E-brake next Friday. Love this website and all the work you do for the sweet clean P1.
PLEASE post this morning’s (7/13) Gordo’s Corner as when Gordo went into the incest story, it sent everyone into a hypnosis! I love hearing Jub get annoyed by these kinds of stories!
I thought you might like to see this video of the Musers at Southwest airlines headquarters…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkuncIBUVgc
does anyone have the “fanfare” drop that is played quite regularly on the Musers? you know the one that’s accompanied by a bad kazoo or something? I’d love to have it as a ringtone on my phone. thanks!!!
Yes, more (or any) fanfare drops please!
It was Wednesday July 25th, I want to say around 8:30 George had a segment about his opinions. In the segment he complained about high priced smoothies. It was really funny!
Any chance of getting the Guys Night Out roundtable segments from this week?
Thanks!!!
Any chance of getting the Cowboy press conference and round tables from Sunday (07-29-12)?
looking for the glory hole promo song
Friday, 8/10, I believe it was the 8:40 bit, Gordo wandered into the classic audio vault. The audio gold was a replay of George being interviewed by the BBC a number of years ago. George thought he was being pranked. I’ve never laughed so hard. I need to share this joy in my life.
I’ve searched your archives to no avail. Could you post this please?
Thanks for your loyal service.
I’ve searched for this as well…if someone can grab this classic audio, it would be awesome!
The audio is below. In the future, you can go to show archives and click the calendar, pick your date and if the audio is there, full shows are there to skip through and hear your audio. fyi.
Could you post the interview with Tyron? I’m sure you have had this request already. They replayed it today during Gordon’s O-Deck around 6:40AM-6:55AM. 8-15-2012
Thanks,
Any of the recent Big Black Cowboy computer jokes that are part of the Musers around 8am each day. Mainly the ones from Aug 6th -15. An archive of the jokes would be good.
Looking for a skit by the Musers (Aug 1st or 2nd) – the twins that play and coach for the cowboys – one was the assistant special teams coach and the other was the 3rd team long snapper
search “skinlanin brothers”
Can you repost a George DiGianni interview he did last Saturday (8/18) on the Train Station Fitness show where he was being a complete a-hole to a guest? The Musers played this audio this morning on the O-Deck. Thanks
Yea I just want the ken Hitchcock theme how do I find it
please upload muse in the news today. gordon discussed pregnant transexuals in depth.
Any way you could upload the Breaking Bad talk from 8/28/12 at 1:10? I got called into a pointless meeting and missed it. Thanks.
any chance that anyone has a mickey spagnola ringtone?
Looking for the voicemail of some random old man bitching at his wife in the car. I think it was a voicemail that was accidently left on Corby’s work voicemail. I know that at least one drop has been made of it, something along the line of “don’t start with me now, woman”.
8:40am bit by the musers (9/05/12) – the twins cut by the cowboys
I would like to request George Dijianni Train Fitness show for 9/15. I won’t be able to hear it this Saturday. But I’d like to hear it. I want to do what I can to keep my head from being used as a cue ball. Thanks in advance!
here it is on george’s youtube channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTjdX2cOvaU&feature=plcp
Can you post the 20th century fox fanfare drop, with the recorder accompanyment? Thanks!
Can you post the miami hurricane rant from the hardline on 9/13 at around 6pm? It was awesome
Could you kindly put the 9/21/12 ebrake up? I believe it started around 7:56?
Fake Greggo black white mexican chinese…can’t find it. Little help, please.
Can please post the audio from gordon’s story 0n 9/25/12 during the 6:00am hr at roughly 6:40. The audio is a story sent to Gordon about video taping his own fart with his phone and getting caught by his wife. Gordon’s commentary is equally as funny. Thanks.
9/26/12
Musers, the segment just before the 8:40 bit. It wasn’t funny, but they took a strong stance in the MNF catch/no catch controversy. It was a marconi winning segment. Write it down. Anyway, I think it was great because no other media in America seems to be saying what they were saying.
I’m in dire need of hearing and showing others at work and in my family a clip that sounds like and reminds me so much of my aging parents on the phone. I have no idea when it was played or anything like that, but it is the phone message that somebody sent into the ticket that the old mom and dad left on someone’s phone and they never hung up. they continue to argue about stupid things and it ends in the guy telling his wife that, “i don’t need any of your bullshit right now.” tear-jerkingly funny.
http://bit.ly/9Yx2qK
so great, so great. thank you much good sir.
Hello! Can you post the fake Jerry and Fake Wade segment from 10/2/2012, 8:40am, the Musers.
Thanks!
just went up
Can you post Fake Tiger from Ryder Cup that aired on Musers on 10-1-12
it’s posted now
Does anyone know where to find the fake Yu Darvish song, it was to the tune of Lionel Richie’s “Hello”
There was a fake tiger woods shortly after the car crash / affair scandal, that included him telling the jokes about himself. It was very funny. I would guess it was around 11/28/2009.
did you look through our archives? should be in there
where is this week’s fake Jerry Jones???
posted just now
The intro song from Norms show Yesterday, October 11th. The one with the “candyman” song. Solid work.
Anybody have the exact date of the BaDD Radio segment breaking down Major League from May of 2012? I’m hoping Bob’s wish of a full archive of these reviews is made available someday. My favorite thing about BaDD Radio is when they break something down, no matter how small or large. No need to cut up and repost (but if you wanna I won’t complain!), but if exists in the archives, I’ll go a-hunting. Thanks y’all.
I would love to hear the Rafael Palmeiro steriod bit with Fake Greggo and Mike that would have aired I believe in 2005. Fake Greggo is applying a steriod cream or a shot to Rafael after he falls asleep. Then Mike walks in. Steamy action insues.
Disregard. I found it.
hey guys great work! can you all please do me a favor and post the audio from this morning at about 8:30AM with Gordon doing the fake DART voice machine as Jub called in to complain about his bus riding experience from this past weekend?
thanks for your help!
Please post the DART Call from last week with the phone tree!!!
Need Big Tex from Hell.
then go to the site and find it. enjoy it, even.
Is there a possibility that IJB filling in for Tee Box last saturday will be posted?