Ok, I’m seriously going to try and keep this thing going. But for that to happen, we need to lay a couple of ground rules, just to make our lives easier. Following these rules will really, really increase your chances of getting the premium golden ticket audio content that you so lust after inserted into your warm ear canals.
- We need the date and time of the requested audio. I have enough trouble remembering what comes after the Musers and before BaD Radio. Throw us a bone if you don’t remember the exact date – i.e. “It was after GNG, or before the E-News where Rhynes’s colostomy bag exploded all over the microphone”
- It’s gotta be funny or worthwhile to people other than just you – for example, the interview that Norm did about the Aggie/Longhorn/HornFrog/Sooner third-string running back that you want to hear because you went to that college is not worthy audio
- We generally don’t re-post sports segments unless there’s a meltdown or E-brake
- Ask for one specific thing – for example, requesting all community-quick-hits for the last, oh, six months or so is not cool. Use our audio files/archive pages for your show or segment.
- Birthday shout-outs on WTDS, not so much — However, if you’re willing to share the pictures that you sent to the Hardline with us, we can negotiate…
- Absolutely, positively no raceweek.
Failure to adhere to the rules will result in (a) denial of your request, (b) public ridicule, (c) me going through and permanently deleting the audio so you’ll never, ever have it.
Corby signing the Japanese song
Search for ticketstock 2011 songs, and zhu-zhu pets…it’s all here. Audio and video.
If I can be SG for a moment, could I request space talk from the first segment of the Musers this morning?
DATE: December 6, 2011
TIME: between 2:00pm – 3:00pm
SHOW: BaD Radio
SUBJECT: Sons of Anarchy guest interview
Whasup?
I would like to request today’s Corby rant regarding the silent Cowboys fans at the new stajium. I think the bit ran from about 5:15 to 6:30 including the responses, although they stopped down for NFL boulevard once.
We’d like it too; unfortunately, some jackass at Cumulus was surfing porn on the streaming computer* and jacked up the internet stream. So no ticket for today, I’m afraid.
*unsubstantiated claim
I have no idea when it was, but I was hoping to hear Mike review Family Guy. I don’t know if it was during the Cumulus “porn storm” 2011, or maybe it hasn’t happened. But I’d really like to hear it, skateboard man
I’d love to hear Boardwalk Empire talk from the Hardline. Yesterday 12/13 at about 4:50-5:00.
What’s on my tivo from 12-14-2011 around 12:50
found the date of fake sheryl swoops. 10.26.05 8:40 bit.
thanks.
Wow, how the hell did you find that?
Unfortunately, my recordings don’t go back that far. BUT, I did hear it once upon a time in rotten radio, and if I come across it, I’ll post it explicitly.
googled the f out of it.
ok false alarm, confirmation from Jake Z. Robert fucked me and i was to stoned to call rape…
Today, 12/20 Gordon read a spot for a tankless water heater as Fake Norm, just after the 8:40 or 9:40? segment. Would love to hear it again!!
See https://www.theunticket.com/fake-norm-baker-brothers-live-spot and the comments.
anybody catch rotten radio last night?
what time was it on?
December 24, 10:00 – 10:30ish there was an unfortunate caller to the fabulous Christmas special.
The caller asked to speak with doyle king, then frantically requested robot santa while rowo was trying to hang up.
that caller…. was me. I was stoned, on my porch on the LIVESTREAM on christmas eve, and i heard DOYLE do the traffic! So i instantly called in to speak with him off the air, god i hope you can find this… Hell, i hope it happened! Like i said i was on the livestream and could not verify that i had made the airwaves… Although the conversation seemed like i was a caller to a radio show, not to a board op… he did tell me “we’re live on the air” after he explained why Doyle wasnt doing traffic.
is this crazy? Can you find this and post for luls? or even just find it and give to me?
love you love this site, love the ticket
has been or not been found? Jake Z is looking for it i believe.
Cirque du Sirois took callers all day today, this is a request to pull them and unticketmash them ? im working on my PC so my own recording devices will be here shortly.
Here you go! http://bit.ly/wA4Rsw
Hey! I had a dream last night, and when I woke up all I could remember was something completely irrelevant to this request. Any chance of retrieving the the ‘Hey Man Whats Up Rodeo’ audio? It was the ‘Hot Spot’ with ‘David Robinson Also’ and some other minority guy — they used to do late night Ticket buffoonery in the late ’90’s…if you dont know what I’m talking about then you are a ticket poser. I don’t expect you guys to have it, just looking for someone who remembers it.
Just spent last weekend on a marathon of Breaking bad on Netflix. I had never watched, but heard most of BAD radio discussing it. Can you post more of their What’s on My TiVo Breaking Bad talk?
Norm MW3 open from 1-5-12 @ 10:00
http://soundcloud.com/theunticket/norm-open-mortal-weapon-3-01
Sweat thanks! It’s sacraficee by people like you that make this country great!
Request: Community Quick Hits from 6:10pm to about 6:30pm on Wednesday January 4. Thanks. Great website!
http://soundcloud.com/theunticket/community-quick-hits-01-04-12
Request: Norms opening song for today…01/05/12, between 10:00 and 10:15 a.m. Refered to as ‘Sports Wars’ or MW3 combat. It’s awesome!
yes this, also norms kindle
see rules above, good sir
See Tim, above
Glad to see you’re up & at’em
i emailed you the audio, also a picture to accompany it.
Ah, gotcha. DP probably has it in that case – dee-pee at the unticket dot com goes to him. I didn’t want to cut it all up because you (I mean, Norm’s kindle) called in multiple times that day, but I didn’t know what times.
I think it’s part of Cirque du Jerk though – see here: http://bit.ly/wA4Rsw
cheers
-ap
Keep hearing about the sweet jack live spot the hardline did yesterday. Must’ve been after community quick hits I think cuz that’s when I stopped listening
Oh, I guarantee it’s not the sweet-jack spot. Probably this one. https://www.theunticket.com/hardline-wheels-off-life-khakis-live-spot/
Can you please find the traffic chic (can’t remember if it was Barb or Alexis) having to read fake commericals with punctuators like “put a dill in your mouth” and lots of stuff about slop taint. Can’t remember what show or what year, but I know it’s been replayed alot.
or a life khaki live spot… there wouldn’t be a sweet jack live spot… must’ve had that stupid song looping in my head
https://www.theunticket.com/hardline-wheels-off-life-khakis-live-spot/
Do you have the old Razor Reaugh segments theme song..i just remember the line ” and what the hell is a 2 line pass”..great theme..need it
(rich phillips voice) “I have no idea whatch’er talkin about!”
Is this something you’ve heard recently?
not lately sorry…it was several years ago..he had morning show on the Musers..and he a great theme song intro..
You’ll probably have to humbly request that from Jer or Schcrooptknee, then…
thanks anyway..i asked Razor and he said “good question, if i find it to send it to him”..lol..cya
I would like the “Sweet Jones” song to the tune of “Sweet Jack.com” played Jan 10, 2012 at 9:15 during Gordo’s Corner please.
can you add the segment from 1/10/12 hardline when they reviewed the new Van Halen song. thanks buddy.
DATE: December 1, 2010
TIME: between 5:00pm – 6:15pm
SHOW: Hardline
SUBJECT: Sir Richard Branson In Studio
I remember this to be a fairly funny and good interview, looked pretty hard online for it and it seems to have fallen off the 1310 feedpage. I believe they had him in studio for an hour.
I swear, I thought I’d posted this…let me see where it is, if not, I’ll repost.
I know from 6-7pm the internet stream was all commercials, but by chance, does anyone have Community QH and Concert Calendar recorded from Friday January 13, 2012? Thanks.
Unfortunately, we don’t have it – Cumulus fail…
Just wanted to say “THANK YOU” to all who keep the little UnTicket up and going. This is a FREE service to us, the filthy P1’s… I realize this and I appreciate everything all you guys do. — No Funeral — Bang!
Please post the Musers “Josh Hamilton” interview from 2008 (fall I believe). Forgive me for the exact date, but it was the interview where Josh was stuck inside a subway tunnell and cell phone service was spotty – which brought about the great e-brake and Junior saying “on the ticket” amongst the confusion.
Hmm, don’t appear to have it – sorry Cam
Please, post the 9:20 funny audio bit Gordo did this morning (1-17-12). The Musers show archive doesn’t appear to cover the whole show.
Can I hear the Nolan Ryan snow monkey interview from TicketStock? The Musers played a replay of it around 8:30am on 1/16/2012.
Thanks 🙂
I love Homer Call of the Week, even take a later-than-usual lunch on Thursdays to make sure I can catch it. I can understand not posting it each time, but can we please at least get the playoffs on here?
Thank you.
You can, but only if you comment (or tweet me, @ap_cdn) with the times, good sir…
Dates: January 16, 17, and 19
Show: The Hardline
Time Frame: 5:10 segments
Topic: Birthday Songs: Danny-Mon, Corby-Tues, Rhyner-Thurs
rotten radio was on last night from 9-midnight according to grubes twitter. any chance of posting it?
i missed it damnit… AP?
https://www.theunticket.com/more-rotten-radio/
Putting in a pre-emptive request for the 1/21 10:00 Orphanage with Gordon – this is effin’ gold!
Do you guys happen to have the last E-news from Maple on Friday Jan 20?
Any chance to get Biggest Show and Gordos Corner from today (1/24)? I usually record The Musers on my computer while I sleep and it failed today just before the 8:40 bit.
Also I will renew my request for 8:10 “Musers Talk” from 8/23/11. It was massage talk. (also on the top 10 podcast that day).
Can you post the Birthday Talk from 1/24 at 5:40 from the Hardline?
Georgie’s segment 1/25/12 8:20am
already posted
Can you post Gordo reading the yuri wright tweets? 1/25 around 9:30
Fake commercials please. Barb or Alexis or Doyle.
stay hard
they’re already posted…do a search
Two minute drill Hardline 12/18/97? Chris Farley death day, great trifecta guess…
I don’t have it, sir – that might be something Daniel would have though, try commenting on one of his posts and he’ll receive an email
Urgh out of the country Wed thru Fri during soopah bow week. Heard from a friend Gordo interrupted George during a live read of some V-day bear spot as an insane laffing bear. Can anyone help out withe the date and time?? Would love to hear!
I’d like to request the Muser’s reaction to the meltdown that happened this morning, Feb 6th at about 6:30 am. I didn’t hear it, but my wife said they were all as vocal about their frustrations with Cumulus engineering as she’s ever heard them. I’m skeptical it will make it on to tonight’s Top 10, and would love to hear it.
Thanks,
P1 Steve
I’m sure they would frown upon that rant being posted, so I’m not going to stir things up
Ok. Well, I had to ask.
It sounds like it was a doozy. Serves me right for sleeping in.
The guy sports/touchdown brothers 8:40 bit from Monday (02/06/12) por favor.
Oil Can Boyd on Cocaine
2/10/12 around 5:15pm
Whitney Houston segment
Hardline
Between 6 pm and 6:45 I believe!
This might be a stretch….
Back when Greggo was on the show, back in 1997, Corby sang a song about Danny called “The Afternoon Cloud”. I don’t know the time frame to which he sang it, just wondering if you have it.
Today’s Musers segment on the future of football at 7:50
is it possible to get a full copy of saturday febuary 18th’s the orphanage? i would love it thanks
anyone have the audio of the fake Yu Darvish song “hello”
I would love to have this as well!