Ok, I’m seriously going to try and keep this thing going. But for that to happen, we need to lay a couple of ground rules, just to make our lives easier. Following these rules will really, really increase your chances of getting the premium golden ticket audio content that you so lust after inserted into your warm ear canals.
- We need the date and time of the requested audio. I have enough trouble remembering what comes after the Musers and before BaD Radio. Throw us a bone if you don’t remember the exact date – i.e. “It was after GNG, or before the E-News where Rhynes’s colostomy bag exploded all over the microphone”
- It’s gotta be funny or worthwhile to people other than just you – for example, the interview that Norm did about the Aggie/Longhorn/HornFrog/Sooner third-string running back that you want to hear because you went to that college is not worthy audio
- We generally don’t re-post sports segments unless there’s a meltdown or E-brake
- Ask for one specific thing – for example, requesting all community-quick-hits for the last, oh, six months or so is not cool. Use our audio files/archive pages for your show or segment.
- Birthday shout-outs on WTDS, not so much — However, if you’re willing to share the pictures that you sent to the Hardline with us, we can negotiate…
- Absolutely, positively no raceweek.
Failure to adhere to the rules will result in (a) denial of your request, (b) public ridicule, (c) me going through and permanently deleting the audio so you’ll never, ever have it.
community quick hits 8/31/2011 6:15pm
Please post today’s Gordo’s Corner with the Matt Nordgren Vomitorium. 8/31/2011. Thanks.
on it’s way today
Need the story Junior told about the wine debacle he experienced on his trip to Colorado on 8/30/11 around 8:15 am. Stay hot, Unticket!
it’s coming today
Anyone have any old Ticket TV clips from the early 2000’s?
Please post the BaD radio conversation with the Aggie from the bookstore, it was pure gold
Please post the audio where the Musers break down Jean-Jacques Taylor’s “hacked” tweet (9/2/11 at about 9:20am). Greatness.
I missed the Glenn Beck interview with Gordo Friday at 6:55. I’m not sure if it was good or not but I really wanted to hear it.
Probably no way this can happen, but about 6 years ago on the Hard Line they did a “The Power of the Chimp” talk. Rhyner kept saying, “The power of the Chimp”. They spoke of Larry Allen, Chimp fights in Arkansas, etc…
It was a GREAT talk. Love to hear it again, but someone is going to have to already – by pure chance – know exactly where it is availabe, because I don’t remember even which year it was!
Can you get the Uniform Czar from the Musers on Tuesday?
A request to post a future segment: Can you please post the 8:15 segment tomorrow morning of the Courage boys replaying their 9/11 coverage? Thanks and don’t jar.
Any chance we can get the audio of Corby and Carlos Santana used as the Hardline Outtro today?
Willdo soon.
http://soundcloud.com/theunticket/corby-and-carlos-santana-bit/
Please post the audio from Friday’s (9-9-2011) E-News segment in which Corby tells us of the upcoming movie about Judah Maccabee to be directed by Mel Gibson. When Grubes starts playing the drops from Gibson’s phone conversation with his ex-girlfriend and then plays drops of various ticket personalities saying the same things as Mel, it’s pure audio gold. I haven’t laughed that hard at a Ticket segment in quite a while.
Stay hard, UnTicket.
This request will be honored as soon as I can, sir!
http://soundcloud.com/theunticket/e-news-mel-gibson-drop-fest-09/
It took some work, but I think on Nov. 9, 2007 BaD radio interviewed JB Smoove (aka Leon from Curb Your Enthusiasm). The guy is crazy, and the interview was wheels off as I remember. Thanks. (Can you go back that far?)
You fulfilled all of the rules, and I’d like to help out, but my archival system only goes back to 2009. If I ever run across it, I will repost it for you.
can you please post the audio of the hardline doing the top ten worse songs of the 90’s last week. Thanks in advance.
Second request….can you please post the audio of the hardline doing the top ten worse songs of the 90′s?
Thanks
I need a date and time – see the rules above, and good luck with your whore-bottom
can we get a few segments from the day TC and jake filled in on the hardline w/ mike?? had to work all night and was surprised i havent seen any on segments on the greatness of the unticket yet?….then again i could just be retarded
It…it really wasn’t that good, I’m afraid…Find the wtds from that day (tc reposts it) and donny kicking Jake in the nuts was probably the best part.
Hey, love the work you are doing here…could you make a special section chronicling Bob Sturms adoption Odyssey? I don’t know how hard this would be (that’s what she said), but it would be awesome to have his quest available for listen from start to finish, without having to search through the database for each installment. Thanks.
Could you post the audio from today where The Hardline talked about the guy on PCP that tore up a hotel room? Grubes plugged in some amazing drops during that segment.
Would this suffice?
https://www.theunticket.com/tag/adoption/
I try to tag everything to do with bob’s adoption with that tag, so that should do the trick.
time? Segment? (e-news, cqh, mike’s mind, … )
Wheres fake jerry this week?
did you look for it? posted yesterday
… really?
whoops
how bout charlie sheen roast talk from today
rough time or segment name required
i believe e news round 5 or so
http://soundcloud.com/theunticket/hardline-charlie-sheen-roast/
Can you post the Norm audio from 9/21/2011 where Norm goes off on the Big 12 activity. Classic angry Norm
i’ve had less than 10 requests for norm in the 4 years this site has been up, so i don’t record him anymore.
Last Friday I heard the HL talking about old theatres in downtown Dallas so I fired off an email of “Dallas Back in the Day” to them. I didn’t really expect any feed back but my phone started going off around 6 p.m. on Sept 16 with freinds & family telling me they made a whole segment out of it. CQHs maybe?
Any chance you could hook me up?
Here ya go … http://soundcloud.com/theunticket/old-theater-talk/
big uptops and props to your work. i send links to this stuff around the country (cue violin drop). Hey – did you hear the UT Longhorn “This Is Our Time” talk by the Musers on Sept 12th (I think)…Gordo reads the entire intro in Matthew McConaughey voice as they make fun. thinking it was Gordo’s Corner. worth finding and posting? hope so.
9/22 – Musers – about 8:30am
They did a segment on extrovert and introvert and I want to play it for my wife. Thanks!
3:00 Sunday 9/25 – They played a replay of “Anonymous Man” telling The Musers a story of sharting. I had never heard it before. It was absolute genius, on par with the Sasquatch discussion way back when. If you can find it, that would be fantastic.
Thanks so much for this website. I’m addicted to it as much as the little Ticket.
I’m going to stay up an extra 15 minutes and do this for you, sir.
http://soundcloud.com/theunticket/anonymous-man-talks-to-musers/
Can you post the audio reaction when Napoli hit the two run homer on Monday? I think Grubes put it on Soundcloud
This? http://soundcloud.com/grubes1310/hardline-nap-nap-weiner
Is there anywhere to find the Kige Ramsey/Bad Radio interview?
Please post the Emmit Smith and Mike Rhyner Herradura commercial.
Can you post the “Romo plays like a vagina” song 8:45 Oct 7
Here you go!
http://soundcloud.com/theunticket/cowboy-fan-song-romo-plays/
Can you post the segment from the Hardline on 10/5 (Wednesday) at around 4:52PM when Grubes started dropping Danny’s “GRRRRRR I’M A CHICKEN!” I need this to make the greatest and best ringtone of all time.
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Dan-Balis-Drop-Grr-Im-A-Chicken-10.05.11.mp3
I love you real hard.
Please post E-News segment from yesterday’s Hardline show, on 10/6/2011. I believe it began a little after 6p.
Thanks!
http://soundcloud.com/theunticket/e-news-10-06-11/
Sorry for the back-to-back request…can you please also post Community Quick Hits from yesterday’s Hardline show as well? I believe it would have been around 4:45p?
Thanks!
http://soundcloud.com/theunticket/community-quick-hits-10-06-11/
I know this might be a crazy request since it would mean that for two weeks in a row the orphanage would make an appearance but since gordo was on the 10-8-11 show I think it deserves to be shared with everyone
working on it now, will be up in a bit
Can you post “Women Say the Darndest Things (Special ALCS Version)” that Junior did this morning (10/12/11) at about 7:45?
will be up shortly
Greatly appreciated!
8:40 Call to the Rangers Clubhouse featuring Fake Napoli and Fake CJ please!
This was this morning, 10/13/2011. People tell me it was funny but I missed it.
Thank you. nap nap wiener.
https://www.theunticket.com/fake-nolan-fake-cruz-fake-napoli-fake-cj-wilson/
I’d like to request a real oldie. It was in late November or early December about five or six years ago on “Muse in the News.” It was the story that Gordo did on the the deaf students having very loud sex in their dorm room. It features the “eric” parrot sound representing the pumping and grunting going on. Funniest bit ever IMHO. I wish I knew the exact date.
Vaguely recall this, and it was even replayed once in the last few years, but there is no way for us to be able to dig it up. Sorry!
Could you post the Concert Calendar from yesterday (10/14)? Thanks!
http://soundcloud.com/theunticket/concert-calendar-10-14-11/
looking for the audio of the Musers talking about Whataburger dropping the old guy from their advertising. Gordo has just about got the voice down and he had some good ad-libs. Might have been during the Corner on Thursday the 13th or Friday the 14th.
B-Arm,
Mark
http://soundcloud.com/theunticket/gordos-corner-whattaburger/
(It was the 14th)
where is the audio where Gorda talks about Borta’s boob and the puppies? i cant find it 🙁
What?!?
Do you have the audio from Community Quick Hits on Friday 10/15/11? Specifically, the story about the Keller lady who shot her husband (awkwardly named Greg Williams), and Mike’s reading of the neighbor’s comments…
FIVE SUPERBOWLS!
http://soundcloud.com/theunticket/cqh-mike-debuts-the-fake-ray/
Good call, sir! (btw – it was the 14th, not the 15th)
Hey about two years ago I called in to Raceweek and made a good point about the new tires some of the cars were planning on using. It was a really great segment. If you could post that asap it would be awesome. You just lost a listener.
This is my life….sigh… *cocks shotgun*
hopefully we lost leon as a listener…wow
bad radio, around 2:30 10/17, donnie’s rangers montage? sorry if the time is off, that’s my best guess.
http://soundcloud.com/theunticket/donnys-rangers-montage-going/
Can you post the “Gay or Not Gay” segment from BaD Radio today (10/18/11) at 2:00pm. I was in a meeting and missed it. I was told by a fellow P1 friend of mine that my GoNG submission was read.
-P1 from the stall of the public bathroom-
Hope you washed your hands…and…and…your bottom.
http://soundcloud.com/theunticket/gay-or-not-gay-10-18-11/
Can you please post the Tequila Spot with Emmitt Smith and Mike Rhyner? There was one that ran today 10/19/11 at 8:18 am.
I can’t do the spot (internet stream doesn’t get it), but I posted the genesis of the spot…that cool?
My buddy was telling about someone bashing Tim McCarver, who I am forced to bash nightly. I think it was Monday, the 17th during BAD; but I’m not completely sure. If it was a worthy segment, I’d like to hear it.
Every single show, including diamond talk, bashed McCarver for two weeks…unfortunately, without a time, I can’t help you much, sir.
*DENIED*
I’d like to responsibly ask if you would repost Gordo’s Corner from today with the drunk Rangers fans in St. Louis. Thank you.
https://www.theunticket.com/drunk-cards-fans-ranger-players-audio/
https://www.theunticket.com/musers-audio-from-st-louis/
https://www.theunticket.com/musers-in-st-louis-visit-the-arch/
Cheers!
could you get the audio from 10-27-11 at around 5:30 on the hardline when they were looking at their reactions to hearing that nolan ryan was buying the team, didn’t hear it but was told I needed to. Thanks
I’m not sure that’s correct – I skimmed through the 5:30 segment, but it was just a recap of the season. I’m still on Oct 25th…I’ll listen to it closer when I hear the audio from that date.
Invest in a calendar, sir. I wasted a lot of time searching the 27th’s audio before I realized the segment you wanted happened on the 26th. UNTICKET ANGRY!!! RAWR!
http://soundcloud.com/theunticket/hardline-reaction-to-nolan/
Can you get the Gordon interview with Occupy Atlanta from 640am this morning?
https://www.theunticket.com/occupy-st-louis-talk/
Hey there, can you get Gordo’s Corner interview from 10/28/11 with CJ Wilson?
Thanks
https://www.theunticket.com/cj-wilson-gordon-keith-interview-part-2/
Badd radio opening 10/31
https://www.theunticket.com/dfw-hurts-playoff-losses/
Repeat of Adams request on Oct. 27th. It was hiring of Nolan as President and and not buying the team.
Will get to it when I listen to audio from the 27th. Still back at the 25th.
Tell Adams to get the GD date right the first time so I don’t waste an hour looking for audio. 26th, not the 27th.
http://soundcloud.com/theunticket/hardline-reaction-to-nolan/