Ok, I’m seriously going to try and keep this thing going. But for that to happen, we need to lay a couple of ground rules, just to make our lives easier. Following these rules will really, really increase your chances of getting the premium golden ticket audio content that you so lust after inserted into your warm ear canals.
- We need the date and time of the requested audio. I have enough trouble remembering what comes after the Musers and before BaD Radio. Throw us a bone if you don’t remember the exact date – i.e. “It was after GNG, or before the E-News where Rhynes’s colostomy bag exploded all over the microphone”
- It’s gotta be funny or worthwhile to people other than just you – for example, the interview that Norm did about the Aggie/Longhorn/HornFrog/Sooner third-string running back that you want to hear because you went to that college is not worthy audio
- We generally don’t re-post sports segments unless there’s a meltdown or E-brake
- Ask for one specific thing – for example, requesting all community-quick-hits for the last, oh, six months or so is not cool. Use our audio files/archive pages for your show or segment.
- Birthday shout-outs on WTDS, not so much — However, if you’re willing to share the pictures that you sent to the Hardline with us, we can negotiate…
- Absolutely, positively no raceweek.
Failure to adhere to the rules will result in (a) denial of your request, (b) public ridicule, (c) me going through and permanently deleting the audio so you’ll never, ever have it.
march 10 gordo’s corner – ladies day.
the last caller may be an e-brake candidate, but just in case it’s not, the world needs to hear that again.
Wanted to see if you could post Gordo’s 9:15 segment from 3/14. Very amusing debate about the validity of Baby Jessica’s trust fund
Sure! Running four days behind though – check the archives as well; it may be up already
I wanted to see if you could reply Mike Rhyner’s rendition of Kim Kardashian’s new song on March 4, 2011.
Oooh….Good choice…I liked corby’s retelling of it as well. Lemme try and get to it later tonight pal.
3/23/2011 — Bad Radio, about 130pm — Bill Simmons interview.
I never request, but I had a crappy meeting that interrupted my listening….
Would REALLY appreciate this.
Thanks.
Simmons interview will be reposted later today…campout kindof took precedence!
No Hart!!!
really? Sure about that? Either way, a date is required
Can you get the Gordo wireless audio from the ticket campout? Both mornings when Gordo went wireless were pretty funny.
P1’s voted for a massive campout audio mashup, which will be compiled and presented in a few days…
Musers 3/25 E-brake. Thanks
can we get an audio link or mp3 of donovan’s “it’s opening day” ranger song? sooo much angst and it’s the only thing that holds me over until friday.
thanks
this? https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/BaD-Radio-Flyover.mp3
Grubers has it on his mp3twit page: http://mp3twit.com/27X
could you post gay or not gay from this past tue march 29, 2011?
i heard good things but missed it
thanks
Actually, it was pretty “meh”. From @VitaminWes’s recap here: http://sturminator.blogspot.com/2011/03/bad-radio-recap-32911.html
1:00 – Gay Not Gay: Is it gay to order chocolate milk as a grown man? No. Is it gay to think that your cousin should have called you when he got in a relationship? Yes. Is it gay to take your future wife’s name when you get married? Yes. Is it gay to go to France? No. It’s for your honeymoon. Is it gay to play video games in the dark with your buddies? No.
We regret that your request has been denied, sir. See the Honorable Bludge Donovan Lewis for appeals.
Please add Donovan’s opening day song from 2009.
look up two comments (^^), good sir
Could you post or put in the audio archive, the Bowling for Soup interview on BaD radio, from 3/30? Thanks.
Done. You’re welcome.
Looking for Women Say the Darndest Things… from March 31 around 7:40am. Thanks.
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Women-Say-The-Darndest-Things-About-Sports-03.31.11.mp3
You’re very welcome. I presume your wife or girlfriend won’t be happy, though.
Hey, I was wondering if you had the audio from Friday’s (4/1) O-Deck. I edited and sent in the bit that Gordo played about the musers on drugs, and he played it! Just wanted to see if you wouldn’t mind posting it. Thanks!
Here ya go: https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/P1-O-Deck-Request-04.01.11.mp3
Fake Greggo…I’m HUUNNNNNNGRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Fake Greggo…I’m HUUUNNNGGGRRRRYYYYYYY
Thanks Shoopy
Need a date and time. You probably want to check Shoopy’s mp3twit page.
I missed Junior’s Top 5 / Bottom 5 bit from 8:00 AM CDT this morning? Help? Maybe?
Baby Arm
ugh, it kindof sucked…top-5/bottom-5 keyboard keys. Half of which aren’t applicable because Junior uses a PC and everyone else uses a Mac now.
If you could please post Gordo’s 8:40 bit from 4/7, I would truly appreciate it. Drive-Thru Wando is the funniest thing I have ever heard on the Ticket.
willdo eventually…But check out Gordo’s website in the meantime as he’s got something about it there
Could you please post or put in the audio archive the Peter Gammons segments? Thanks.
I don’t think The Unticket generally reposts non-bit audio (i.e. weekly interviews with Lombardi, Aikman, Otter, Evan Grant, Followill, Razor, Tom Grieve, etc). We’ll see if there are more requests for it though.
Can you please post E-News from 4/6. Specifically, the part when they played all the George DeJohn promo drops. funny stuff.
appreciate ya pal.
I second this request. I missed the promo drop but I received an immediate call from my wife (a big P1) asking if I heard it. (at times I think she is a bigger P1 than me)
posted
Can someone post Cobra’s re-telling of the TV prank he played on Rhyner last week. Cant remember exactly what day, but was in the 5pm hour. Nearly drove off the road listening to that one.
The one about how he shut down the TV’s?
Coming up…
Community Qhits from 9/30/10. Features Cobra eviscerating a poor helpless ticket chick on a remote. Very uncomfortable.
Whoa…going way back! I’ll see what I can do, sir!
I found the audio…Couple of thoughts:
– I’m guessing you’re either Cassy’s father, boyfriend, husband, or brother…
– ‘Eviscerate a poor helpless ticket chick’? Really? This is what Cobby does to all female interviewees. Gordo is far worse.
Enjoy the audio… https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/CQH-09.30.10.mp3
4-12-11…”Gas cap Louie” 8:40 bit
Nissan cube racer
Any chance that you have and could post the first segment of the HL from 4/13/11? Right after WTDS?
although it may break the rules established above, i would like to request a mike goat mashup their is no specific time i can think of but im working on the assumption this has already been requested.
thankyou unticket
you classic clips and hardwork make my drunkin 2:00 am nights or smoking of illicit narcotics so worthwhile… i love you
Just because you read the rules, I will try to do this for you….no promises though. Do you remember when Mike Goat was first birthed on KTCK air?
I want my wife to hear the hardline talk about the royal wedding. The segment was in March I believe. Thats all I’ve got but I need her to hear it!
Thanks. Love, P1 Grant
Sorry dude, but that would require going through the last month of the Hardline looking for audio that wasn’t that awesome. I do however support your efforts in trying to put your wife in her place, and if the Hardline revisits the topic in the future, I will repost it in an honest attempt to crush the fairytale dreams of beaten-down housewives everywhere.
The O-deck from today (4-18-11) was especially hilarious: poop and Idiocracy talk with Jub, Gordo and Doocy! Please and thanks.
Wondering if you can let me know where to find the bit, or drop, of Fake Greggo saying “I’m HUNGGGRRRAAAAYYYYY”
It is commonly used in our household, would love to be able to download it.
I know it is played quite often.
Actually, I haven’t heard it that often recently (more greggo piggy than anything else). If you do hear it though, just leave a comment with the day and time and I’ll pull it for you.
You know, you’re in luck…poop had it two years ago:
https://www.theunticket.com/classic-audio-vault-fake-greggo-babysitter/
I’d like to hear the segment form 4/19 at about 5:30 PM involving the girl with the big knockers. I missed it, but according to texags and twitter, it must have been pretty good.
done. https://www.theunticket.com/the-hardline-boobs-for-tickets-contest/
Thanks!
I am looking for the audio of when the hardline picked up the call from the guy who had been on hold for over 2 hours. Then Danny got pissed finally hung up on him. It was played at the very end of the 4/26/2011 hardline. I assume it’s older, not sure from when. Thanks.
search for “john in plano”
I miss some of the old guys calling in like R.O. from Copeville, Herman in Mesquite, Paul the damn Viking, Blue in the Grove! these guys made the early Ticket so much fun! I wish we could find some of the old stuff from R.O. true greatness!!!
Any way that you can put up the audio from 4/28 on the Musers’ review of Charlie Sheen? I enjoyed following their comments on twitter but missed the full wrapup on the radio.
Thanks for all that you do. You can do what we do, but we can’t do what you do.
You’re Welcome! Here you go. https://www.theunticket.com/musers-torpedo-the-charlie-sheen-show/
Fake Bob Ortegal from 8:40 segment on 4/22/2011
This audio is not working. https://www.theunticket.com/the-fart-game-packers-tickets/
https://www.theunticket.com/the-fart-game-packers-tickets/ its not working
We’re sorry for your experience. We’ve contacted Chad and Ranjit, and they suggest you try here:
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/KTCK_030608_1-HL-Fart.mp3
Can we get the Ed Carter bit segment from May 3rd around 8:30am?
it’s posted on home page or here:
https://www.theunticket.com/ed-carters-sports-line-on-bin-laden-death/
Just listened to today’s E-News (4:30 ish today). Hilarious. Let’s put it this way… it ended with Mike tagging it “the worst E-News ever”.
Might yall get a chance to post it? I’d love to hear that again/share with buddies. Thanks.
i want dan doing salt n pepa’s shoop from wtds 5/10/11
thankyou tiny unticket minions, its you who gets me through my day and makes me laugh at 4:20
Here you go: https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/WTDS-Dan-McDowell-Sings-Shoop-Me-05.10.11.mp3
Sincererly,
– Unticket Minion
Could you post the the norm blow up with Blu in the grove from a few years ago. I think it was in June of 2008 before the NBA draft. It is the infamous “Don’t you damn call again here!!!!” meltdown. Thanks
I don’t have it handy….but did you check here? https://www.theunticket.com/e-brake-with-the-musers-41808/
The infamous John in Plano called in to the Rangers’ radio programming (ESPN radio) yesterday during the rain delay. The call occurred between 4:20 and 4:30. He was calling to talk about batting stances, of all things, and of course wasn’t making any sense. The hosts quickly realized that he was radio gold, however, and let him go on for a couple of minutes. If you could find this and post it, I would be very grateful.
I’ll keep an eye out for it, but I personally don’t have it. We don’t roll on ESPN (does anyone?) and even if we did, games aren’t broadcast over the net and that’s all I record. Sorry dude…I love me some John in Plano!
Any chance you got the 5/11 Musers’ convo about college baseball around 8am? There’s a moment when Jub says something about bats being made of wood, and in the background you hear Gordo sing the Dawson’s Creek theme with “wood” (“wood-wood, wood wood wood”).
I laughed for 10 minutes at it because it was so non sequitir.
Dude…I don’t know why, but that stuck in my head too. Took forever to find it, but here you go. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Musers-Gordo-Has-Wood-05.11.11.mp3
Can you put Ladies’ Day segment from 5/12 up?
Thanks.
Still a day behind in listening, but when I get there, I’ll repost.
Can you please post the Jerry Jones “meow” drop?
Can you please post the Jerry Jones meow drop please?
We don’t keep a library of drops. If you hear it on the radio, post the exact date and time and we can pull it for you. You can also check here:
http://mp3twit.com/user.tweetgrubes
You got lucky. Grubes played it before the Thursday HL show open.
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Jerry-Jones-Meow-Drop.mp3
Haha…that’s it. That’s so ridiculous.
Hey can you put up the audio of corby talking about the band The Departed yesterday. They spent a whole segment on it about 5 ish…
thanks..
Can you please post the Fart Game from the 05/19 Hardline around the 5:15pm mark? Thanks!
Done!
Gordo’s Corner from Friday, May 20, when you get a chance. One of the funnier bits I’ve ever heard on the Ticket.