Ok, I’m seriously going to try and keep this thing going. But for that to happen, we need to lay a couple of ground rules, just to make our lives easier. Following these rules will really, really increase your chances of getting the premium golden ticket audio content that you so lust after inserted into your warm ear canals.
- We need the date and time of the requested audio. I have enough trouble remembering what comes after the Musers and before BaD Radio. Throw us a bone if you don’t remember the exact date – i.e. “It was after GNG, or before the E-News where Rhynes’s colostomy bag exploded all over the microphone”
- It’s gotta be funny or worthwhile to people other than just you – for example, the interview that Norm did about the Aggie/Longhorn/HornFrog/Sooner third-string running back that you want to hear because you went to that college is not worthy audio
- We generally don’t re-post sports segments unless there’s a meltdown or E-brake
- Ask for one specific thing – for example, requesting all community-quick-hits for the last, oh, six months or so is not cool. Use our audio files/archive pages for your show or segment.
- Birthday shout-outs on WTDS, not so much — However, if you’re willing to share the pictures that you sent to the Hardline with us, we can negotiate…
- Absolutely, positively no raceweek.
Failure to adhere to the rules will result in (a) denial of your request, (b) public ridicule, (c) me going through and permanently deleting the audio so you’ll never, ever have it.
Jabari audio!?
I’ll hop on the JR1734 train. How about Round 1 of the NFL Draft? 5-8-14 from 7PM-11PM. The first hour of Rounds 2-3 is on the Hardline from 5-9-14 and the Saturday shows cover most of Rounds 4-7
Yes, NFL Draft.
I am looking for the TC Fleming full version of on air meltdown “fu fu fufufa fa fa”. I don’t know exactly when it happened but it is used as a drop quite often. Thanks.
D&M EBrake – 05/16/2014 please sir!
There was an amazing Peter King impersonation by a p1 that Gordon and the Musers still reference occasionally. I believe it was from one of Gordon’s fan feedback session (not one of the ones currently posted). This would be a great find if you somehow have it.
Thanks!
Can you post the Dr. Laura audio where she get’s pranked on the Terri Schiavo bet with the give it all back quote ? I haven’t been ablet to find it online anywhere but they seem to play it from time to time on the ticket.
Hoping to get Ed Carter’s sportsline from last week (June 27, 28 or 29) from The Musers.
Can you upload the vintage audio the Musers played last Thursday I think it was (5/29), during the 8:40 segment? It was originally from right after the 2006 NFL draft and it was fake Jerry and fake Parcells calling draft picks E.J. Whitley and Skylar Green. Thanks.
Humbling requesting WTDS from today (6/5/14) which was from about 3pm until 3:20 or so. Epic meltdowns, fake Bobs, gross jokes and great L4G stuff.
Thanks.
im looking for either
6-4-14 muser segment on George straight with Kelly dearmore where gordo and George got into it around 815 am OR
the Ebrake segment on Friday morning 6-5-14 that included the George straight segment. thanks for the great work!!!!
I’m looking for the Line 4 Guy voicemail on ‘polynesian history’…I don’t have the date (the issue), but that tickets my taint. Any help would be greatly appreciated
I’m looking for the “it’s fun time now” drop played on the hardline.I think it is from Silence of the Lambs, but not sure.
Fake Jürgen Klinsmann, 6-17-14, 8:40 bit.
Good dudes!
Landmine World Cup Kickaround eps! I’ve been in Brazil and would love to hear what they’re saying about the World Cup on the ticket on the main World Cup show!
where can I find the full audio of the ‘moron dog’ segment?? I’ve tried searching everything I could think of to find it
https://www.theunticket.com/audio/drops//morondog.mp3
All recordings with mention to the P1 sub-cult “Bushwood Nation” and any audio evidence as to why the Sports Duck fired Gunslinger Jon Garrett
I would like a clip of danny’s “That sucks” alarm. The drop is played often on the hard line.
There’s an E-News segment from around June 18-20, 2011 that I’ve been looking for. There’s a lot of funny stuff regarding an Amy Winehouse trainwreck in Serbia (shortly before she died) and Corby’s abrasive opinion regarding a number of former Playmates.
The Lee Trevino interview where Mino “accidentally” fires off a drop.
Date: July 16th, 2014
Time: Hardline, 5:10 or 5:30 segment (maybe?)
I wanna hear the lee trevino Mino drop that everyone was calling about in the e-brake.
I’d really enjoy having Steve Busby uncomfortably saying “penis” rather than peanuts. Would love to hear it in context if possible. No funeral…..Ryan
the debut of “Heroin Mike” on the Hardline.
Late in the show on 02/20/14.
Today, July 23 2014, just after Why Today Doesn’t Suck.
Mike and Corby were trying to do a live spot but had a bit of a meltdown when Corby fell into a coughing fit. (CORBY, CLEAR!!! *BOING*)
Do you have any of Jerimiah Ontarios blog? it was 2005 or 2006 I think, probably late july, or Aug.
Is there any way that you can upload Jerry Jones asking the caller “did you enjoy them 3 Super Bowls? I hope you did! I hope you did very much!!” It has to be around 2000 on D&M. Afterwards, I don’t think he took calls anymore. Thanks you so much
Hoping to hear the Microphone Johnson segment from 7/30; the 8:40 bit. “Hammer Killer.” Thanks.
i would like to have the dan mcdowell alarm..
where can you find the fehey college tutorial on hand jobs/ Freshey pepper.
Was hilarious
https://www.theunticket.com/hardline-fahy-hj-video-review/
A long time back they replayed a skit Corby had done making fun of Texas Tech. It was like a commercial and he kept saying GET YOUR GUNS UUUUPP! Do you guys happen to have that audio? I was unable to find it.
Thanks!
I’m looking for a specific episode where Tony Stewart was a guest and Badd radio, and the remote was at Texas Motor Speedway. It’s the episode were Tony Stewart was throwing stuff at Dan. I want to here the Gay or Not Gay segment because they read one I sent on-air. I am pretty sure it was the 06/05/12 episode but it is not in your playlist. I have heard it on the unticket before. Just can’t find the audio clip now. Thanks for any help.
JN
I found it. It was on 03/06/12
Can you put up the audio from when George took the DART bus to the cotton bowl? Not the part when he calls the helpline, but the actual audio. It was October 17, 2012 at around 8:00. Thanks!
Any way we can have the Gordo’s Corner from 09/09 the segment starts right around the 3:50 mark of the show. It was eloquently stated and would be great to reflect on it.
any chance at grabbing the Corby being Dez and saying “we gonna x out domestic violence, yeah”?
the most recent time it was played was today (9/17) on the musers at about 605a — the guys were talking about Dez explaining what he meant when he flashed the “x”
thanks!
Trying like crazy to find the 8 dollar dee at blockbuster 8 dollar dar audio and can’t… Trying to explain to my GF here in DC why its funny when I refer to currency as Dar….
Thanks
-Dean
Do you have the Dan car starting drop?
Fake Jerry Jones from Monday, 10/14/2014, 9:00am ish Please…..
Fake Jerry Jones from Monday, 10/13/2014, 9:00am ish Please…..
Can you please help me find Danny’s song about Gen X dave? Part of the chorus goes ” I’m on the hardline and I’m doing fine, yeah it’s me Gen x Dave”
Do you have the interview between the Musers and the architect of Cowboys Stadium, when the stadium was under construction?
I have an idea for baseball playoffs, a new rule called the “spoiles of war” rule. After the pennat races, the winning team gets to select one member from the losing team to join the team for the World series. You would obviously carry 26 on your team.
Just for fun
Do you have the BaD Radio interview with Kige Ramsey? I’m not sure when it aired…
TC prank call to Corby. Please
Please post Gordo’s 8:40 Chris Chris from this past Tuesday, November 11th. I have declared it the funniest Chris Chris yet and would like to send the link to many people. Thanks as always.
Could you please post a full unedited clip of the Bill Parcells interview that aired this morning on The Musers 11/17/14?
Thanks!
Jeff
If possible could you please add the Ragonk song the Musers played on 11/11/14 06:37AM when starting Gordo’s O-Deck? They said it was sent in by P1 CeeLo (who added that it’s not CeeLo Green).
Any and all Ragonk related uploads are super appreciated.
Y’all are awesome.
I’ve looked on the interwebs and I can’t find a good, isolated and clean version of Lattimer’s “A PLACE AT THE TABLE!!!” drop. This might not be possible though…
How about adding “I am counnnnnnnnnnnntry!!!”
George bush “awesome” drop