Ok, I’m seriously going to try and keep this thing going. But for that to happen, we need to lay a couple of ground rules, just to make our lives easier. Following these rules will really, really increase your chances of getting the premium golden ticket audio content that you so lust after inserted into your warm ear canals.
- We need the date and time of the requested audio. I have enough trouble remembering what comes after the Musers and before BaD Radio. Throw us a bone if you don’t remember the exact date – i.e. “It was after GNG, or before the E-News where Rhynes’s colostomy bag exploded all over the microphone”
- It’s gotta be funny or worthwhile to people other than just you – for example, the interview that Norm did about the Aggie/Longhorn/HornFrog/Sooner third-string running back that you want to hear because you went to that college is not worthy audio
- We generally don’t re-post sports segments unless there’s a meltdown or E-brake
- Ask for one specific thing – for example, requesting all community-quick-hits for the last, oh, six months or so is not cool. Use our audio files/archive pages for your show or segment.
- Birthday shout-outs on WTDS, not so much — However, if you’re willing to share the pictures that you sent to the Hardline with us, we can negotiate…
- Absolutely, positively no raceweek.
Failure to adhere to the rules will result in (a) denial of your request, (b) public ridicule, (c) me going through and permanently deleting the audio so you’ll never, ever have it.
With winter weather closing in, this would be a good time to post Gordo going up in the Ticket Hummer, when he blasted the wintry mix out of Texas Stadium and TMS
Do you ever post Intentional Grounding? November 4, 2013, 7pm – 8:15pm. Dale Hanson and Mike Doocy. (I know its not 24 hours yet – just asking in advance.) Thanks.
Yea I would love to hear this, unfortunately I was unable to listen but I definitely want to hear Dale.
Bop bop bop!
I miss the Hot Spot. is there any chance of getting their intro on here? DRA is my favorite host that’s ever been on the Ticket. thank you kindly
I would love to hear a compendium of Mike doing Sooner Fan. TOONERS!
George created school closing audio crawl by Rashid. it played several times during Musers show. it was featured briefly during Gordon talks to the TV Audience segment on Dec 9th. it’s one of the funniest bits and that’s saying a lot, i have ever heard.
Can someone PLEASE provide a link to the e-break or audio from the time that (I”m pretty sure it was George) George lost it during a live spot? I think it was because of something that Gordon said, but he just kept exploding in laughter and could barely get through the spot. Maybe from the last couple of years. I never bookmarked it but I REALLY need to hear it again. Thanks!
Can you post or email me the audio from todays Gordos corner 12/16/2013?
This isn’t a request so much as a question you might be able to answer. Between segments by the regular hosts The Ticket sometimes plays self promotional ads that ask the P1 to be part of whatever upcoming event is coming up. There is a voice that isn’t one of the usual ticker voices. Its quite professional and I always wonder who that is. Trying to think of an example. …..the one that talks about winning a chance to hang out at the studio and look through the glass into Kat’s office then goes on to say we’ll provide you with a private stabbing cabin etc etc…. Who’s voice is that?
Possible to get some Coach Tom Foolery bits?
Can you dig up the gordo’s corner when they are talking about Christmas classic movies like Rudolph and they may have had the guy in doing the live play? Very thank you!
I’ve been out of town for a month and I missed the channel 47 broadcast of the Musers. Will you have it or do you know where I can find it? Thanks!
don’t do tv … sorry
This is not a specific request for audio, but more of a general suggestion for the site. Could you perhaps split the new stuff from the old stuff? The way it is now, there will be several posts from ’04 and then a couple of them from the last week or so all mixed together. Is there a way to maybe move the older ones to an “archive” page or something? It would make things easier to find, I think, if the clips were separated in this way.
anything “posted” is new audio to the site. Old audio is sometimes just as good, or better, than new audio. It’s where it all began. Embrace it.
While I’m sure some people like to listen to an E-News broadcast from ten years ago, that doesn’t interest me at all. I don’t see what would be the harm in having two separate pages, but you certainly have the right to completely disregard my request.
The spontaneous gay zoo audio from Gordo’s O-Deck/Muse/Corner (not sure which one) this week was brilliant
PLEASE HELP! No one believes me that after a draft, not the 2012, or 2013, that he explained that the picks “were like when someone has a pet cat. “Meow, Meow, and that is what these picks were”. Is it because Jerry has personaly erased it entirely off of the internet? Please find and post that entire thing! It was hilarious. Room full of media. What happened to it?(If this doesn’t cause Jerry to hunt you down and eliminate you!) Thank You!
Jack Edwards on BaD radio January 16 2014 around 12:30
The 8:40 bit featuring Derek Holland’s dog, Wrigley!
01/15/14
Please and thank you!
Cowboys training camp 2009, around August 3rd – August 8th. Musers. Jub races Junes around the Alamodome pushing freight carts.
Anyone know where I can find the Danny Balis drop making fun of Corby’s Spanish?
Date: January 23 2014 @ 10:05am
I love all the Norm openings, and would really like ALL of them accessible. Knowing this is an unrealistic request, specifically, the one played this morning is my favorite!
Being a Lord of the Rings/Hobbit nerd fan, this Norm opening is a must have for me to share and enjoy. If you can make this available I will send you a nude pic of my hot wife! Thanks!
are you or can you record the 20th anniversary audio for the roundtables that won’t be available in the regular show archives? 7-9 PM Friday and all Saturday? Thanks
Can you put together the top 20 from Friday ticketstock
would love the non-24 commerical audio. “You cant see me because I’m on radio and I cant see you because I’m blind…”
Ok…shot in the dark here. I hear of a controversial Gordo character from the early years called “Man Who’s Trying to Have a Period”. I have no idea what the hell this is but the name really intrigues me. I have no idea when its from but maybe somebody here knows it? Sorry I’m not more help.
The Muse In the News segment I’m looking for is when George and Craig were on Christmas break, BaD Radio and Gordon were filling in. Instead of doing a Muse segment, Gordon called and bugged George 2 days straigt to wake him up with the rooster sound effect. After George “woke up”, he began to imitate Mel Allen and Dan imitated Charlie in the box from the land of misfit toys. Mel was in his coffin talking to Charlie in the box. Their boxes bumped into each other and Mel’s “box” filled up with blood.
sorry, didn’t mean to double post. my browser made it look like my post didn’t go through.
Looking for the BEAR TRAP OF THE WEEK from The Musers from November 2010. It was the Bear Trap Of The Week right after our Texas Rangers beat the yankers to win our first pennant. I won that Bear Trap Of The Week as the farting concierge. I have never been able to find it and would love to be able to have it for myself if possible. P1 from Day 1 and thanks for being the very best Ticket….
I am requesting a downloadable podcast dated Aug 3 2010, of the Skinlonin Brothers making onto the training camp roster
Please add the audio from The Hardline yesterday, 2/12/14, about 5:30; they discussed the state of modern country music and had a ‘check list’ of things that country songs need to mention. It was one of the funniest segments I’ve heard in a while.
https://www.theunticket.com/fake-jerry-not-happy-with-super-bowl/
it may just be my machine but something doesnt seem to work with this one.
Whats going on with the podcast? It looks like it has not been updated since the 12th. I was just wondering, I love the podcast. It is really easy to download on my phone. Thanks!
04/19/2014 Gordo’s Corner
*02/19/2014 – Gordo’s Corner
PR give me a few and ill have that up for you
Thank you sir. George and gordo’s banter is gold. ‘Preciate dat!
Hey, desperately looking for the drop of the guy going “ohhhhhh kay”. Sounds kind of a like an Asian guy. I don’t know. Need it though!
That’s Hong Kong Paul!
Check out this post
https://www.theunticket.com/best-of-drydock-enco-big-dig-sirois-rhads-grubes/
It’s got the origins for a lot of really good drops including the original audio of the Hong Kong Paul drops “Mmmm” and “Okaaaaay?”
Please post gno audio of gordo wireless, my wife was the labrodoodle Gordo referenced. Appreciate the time/consideration.
GNO February 20th Gordo Wireless 6 to 8 pm audio
Greatness of Gloria campos in the corner 03-05-2014
A friend and I were talking about all the ridiculous real commercials on the Ticket over the years. Does audio of the “Got a gift from Galleons” song exist?
Please and thank you!
They played this commercial this morning! I can listen to the full show stream but would appreciate the isolated audio if it exists anywhere.
Would love to have audio from Junior’s giggle segment from 3/11/14 when they played the Fox 4 News fart. I don’t know the exact time but it was just prior to the Rich Peverly segment. 7:50ish?
Thank you for your unheralded yet worthy service to us all.
Do you have the Hardline covering country music from Friday, 3/7/14? I think it was close to the 5:00 PM hour. I’ve been looking for it everywhere to no avail. Thanks in advance!
just posted it
Can you post the talk about Micheal Krenek replying all to the email after musers campout about Hitler and Mussolini? The campout was April 2011.
Any chance you could post wireless from The Orphanage/St. Paddy’s show from 3/15?
I looked through the drops and couldn’t find it but is Non 24 guy saying Hi available?
Could you post the Gay or Not Gay segment from 6/22/10?
Hardline, Tuesday April 1st, beginning of 4:00 hour giving their review of Conan’s first night in Dallas – please?
nevermind, saving monday’s show and i’ll find it. probably not unticket post worthy.
Do you have the fake Fernando doing standup? And the fake Fernando singing the Razor song?
Please show me where to find “boom” drop!
Can you post the Train Station Fitness Show for Saturday, 19 April? Apparently George had something to say about pull-ups.
Could you post the comedy stylings of Norm at the Improv? Funniest. Bit. Ever.
Can you post the segment from around 545pm on may 6th of the hard line talking about their night out in Denver ?
Can post you Corby’s Wireless from 4-23-14? They were at AAC before the stars game and talked to my coworker. They asked her if she had ever dated a black guy.
How about the live coverage of the NFL draft? Makes for three long segments, but well worth it.
Fake Jerry for 2014 draft please. I think it was thursday May 8 2014