The Ticket Falcon Unfortunately, I don’t think this episode contains the famed Ticket Chickens. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Ticket-Falcon.mp3 Related Related Unticket Posts Alexis Traffic Report in Ticket Falcon Helicopter Bully Beatdown Summer Bash Videos Ticket Audio Soundboard Mike Bacsik tries to repent on San Antonio Radio E-News By DP|2010-04-29T10:33:50-06:00April 28th, 2010|Audio, General Fun|13 Comments Share This Story, Choose Your Platform! FacebookXRedditLinkedInWhatsAppTumblrPinterestVkEmail About the Author: DP Related Posts Dale Hansen & Randy Galloway – Normathon 12.26.2024 Dale Hansen & Randy Galloway – Normathon 12.26.2024 Cole Brauer – Normathon 12.26.2024 Cole Brauer – Normathon 12.26.2024 Am I the Jerk? – The Invasion 12.19.2024 Am I the Jerk? – The Invasion 12.19.2024 Birdhouse – The Invasion 12.11.2024 Birdhouse – The Invasion 12.11.2024 13 Comments Human, Internets April 28, 2010 at 1:28 pm - Reply Holy shit, I haven’t laughed this hard in months. JEFF Q April 28, 2010 at 2:36 pm - Reply The Ticket Falcon is my all time favorite bit. Hilarious. Or Some Such April 28, 2010 at 2:45 pm - Reply Must put a disclaimer on this one. DO NOT eat while listening to this. I almost choked to death laughing so hard. Hilarious! Michael April 28, 2010 at 3:24 pm - Reply That is greatness. I love the screaming at the end. Thanks for posting it Bunpot! chris April 28, 2010 at 3:28 pm - Reply nice post do you remember what year this was from, i heard them mention jimmy the saint christopher in the audio as well. DP April 28, 2010 at 7:58 pm - Reply Man I don’t know that I’ve ever heard that. Complete hilarity bunpot April 28, 2010 at 8:58 pm - Reply It’s from 12/07/2005. Juan Openings April 29, 2010 at 9:08 am - Reply Great beard of Oden’s ah-noose! I was looking for this. It’s like you read my mind! One of the funniest bits on the Ticket ever. The first time that I heard this, I realized that I wanted to birth Gordo’s demon spawn. & I’m not even gay! Kuppler April 29, 2010 at 9:58 am - Reply This needs to be categorized “Audio”. Look how stockman and the others do their posts, copy them. Human, Internets February 6, 2011 at 6:32 am - Reply Listening with really good headphones right now… I swear I can hear a bicycle horn in some of that crash audio. Human, Internets November 28, 2011 at 7:35 pm - Reply Listening again, I hear chickens! wtf? back bottom January 11, 2012 at 10:05 pm - Reply Greatest bit ever Human, Internets November 21, 2013 at 7:04 pm - Reply Every 6-8 months or so, I dust this off and listen to it. It will never not be funny to me. Leave A Comment Cancel replyComment Δ
Holy shit, I haven’t laughed this hard in months.
The Ticket Falcon is my all time favorite bit. Hilarious.
Must put a disclaimer on this one. DO NOT eat while listening to this. I almost choked to death laughing so hard. Hilarious!
That is greatness. I love the screaming at the end. Thanks for posting it Bunpot!
nice post do you remember what year this was from, i heard them mention jimmy the saint christopher in the audio as well.
Man I don’t know that I’ve ever heard that. Complete hilarity
It’s from 12/07/2005.
Great beard of Oden’s ah-noose!
I was looking for this. It’s like you read my mind!
One of the funniest bits on the Ticket ever. The first time that I heard this, I realized that I wanted to birth Gordo’s demon spawn. & I’m not even gay!
This needs to be categorized “Audio”. Look how stockman and the others do their posts, copy them.
Listening with really good headphones right now… I swear I can hear a bicycle horn in some of that crash audio.
Listening again, I hear chickens! wtf?
Greatest bit ever
Every 6-8 months or so, I dust this off and listen to it. It will never not be funny to me.