It started as an impromptu bit, but the results were profound. Corby suddenly entered his midlife crisis, Ticket whore Sirois went from kicking Bruce Lee’s ass to losing a foot race to a child, and Dan wants to make an excuse rotator of Corby’s cocky kid. Meanwhile Killer took his place as the fastest man at the Ticket.

The race:

Dan and Jake reaction:

Corby feels life leaving his body: