A little update regarding closing or selling the site.
This is a great post; an awfully great post.
Warning – This post contains a copious amount of shameless self-promotion; both of The Unticket, as well as of myself. Sorry!
Now that Jason Garrett has been officially named the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys, the anus is on the Musers to develop and present the “Fake Jason Garrett” character to the P1’s. Junior foolishly promised the debut last Friday, but as it turns out, the Red-headed Genius is a little difficult to voice. Listen for the mention of the little UnTicket during the segment, and click the jump for more explanation.
A few months ago (before Garrett-top was named interim head coach), I fell asleep listening to some audio of the guy and wound up hearing his Princetonian voice over and over in my head the next day. It got so bad that I found myself mumbling about stacking things together, moving forward and focusing on the process of whatever the hell it was I was doing on a daily basis (much like how Mushmouth tells Gordon what to do). The only way I could get the red-headed step-child to shut the hell up was to create a twitter account under his name and start posting crap that I was already hearing in my head. And thus, @fake_garrett was born. The bit kindof trailed off after the first month, but I plan to resurrect it soon and suggestions are of course welcome (either here in the comments, or via twitter at @ap_cdn).
Here’s the stuff I sent Gordo, by the way: Jason Garrett’s Speech Histogram and Jason Garrett’s Daily To-Do list. The list makes more sense if you saw Hard Knocks with the Cowboys a couple of years ago, and Brill Garrett is JG’s lovely lawyer-lady wife.
**UPDATE**
The real fake Jason Garrett has made his debut!
The best part was the very end…..
Gordo definitely needs to do it. He’ll continue to perfect it. But nice shoutout AP