Hardline listeners know that for some inexplicable reason, Mike tends to gravitate towards talentless celebrity … well, whores.  Last year, it was Paris Hilton.  This year, it’s the unavoidably-buxom Kim Kardashian.

She has a new song, and the Hardline slaughtered it on Nude Music Tuesday.  Mike was still unfazed, so the following day, Corby got Mike to perform a dramatic reading.  Enjoy.