I like to say, the ‘D’ in Big D stands for douche.
In a city where most everyone is comfortably average, it’s up to the Chris Chris’ to invent a rock star persona for their mild-mannered, car sales alter-egos. And trust me, the chicks that dig that bullsh might be quite doable, but dating them is suicide fodder.
I like to say, the ‘D’ in Big D stands for douche.
In a city where most everyone is comfortably average, it’s up to the Chris Chris’ to invent a rock star persona for their mild-mannered, car sales alter-egos. And trust me, the chicks that dig that bullsh might be quite doable, but dating them is suicide fodder.
“Peace out, homos!”