A little update regarding closing or selling the site.
The Orphanage killed a segment in spectacular fashion today by kicking TC Fleming squarely in the region that most likely contains his balls. A while back, Donny Doo made the observation that TC looked a bit like a wet ravioli (see here), and Davey & Danny figured out why today: his eating habits.
Oh yeah — if/when TC’s heart does stop, the UnTicket would like to nominate one of our own to fill TC’s Napoleon-Dynamite shoes. We affectionately refer to this candidate as “The Anus”, but he also responds to “Butt”. You won’t have to pay him — I’m pretty sure he’s willing to work for drops only.
TC FLeming looks like someone’s grandma. Or a ambiguous-gendered aunt.
A while ago, Dan presented TC with an option. Bob/Dan/Donny would stop saying on-air that TC looked like one of the following: A pedophile, an old lesbian and a serial killer, but the other two remained in play. If memory serves, TC opted to not be called a serial killer, but the other two were okay with him.