A little update regarding closing or selling the site.

tc ravioli man

Vegetables are Super Gay

The Orphanage killed a segment in spectacular fashion today by kicking TC Fleming squarely in the region that most likely contains his balls.  A while back, Donny Doo made the observation that TC looked a bit like a wet ravioli (see here), and Davey & Danny figured out why today: his eating habits.

Oh yeah — if/when TC’s heart does stop, the UnTicket would like to nominate one of our own to fill TC’s Napoleon-Dynamite shoes.  We affectionately refer to this candidate as “The Anus”, but he also responds to “Butt”.  You won’t have to pay him — I’m pretty sure he’s willing to work for drops only.