The Hang Zone Open – 3.30.21
Dan has some fun with 2021 Jake's married sex-life [...]
Musers Have Animal Sex Talk – 6.25.19
The Musers share their experiences. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/animal-grex-talk-6.25.19.mp3
O-Deck – Musers dissect Fergie’s pornographic rendition of the National Anthem – 2.19.18
This was one for the ages, and the Musers didn't [...]
Today in out-of-context Gordo: Volume I – 2.13.18
I've assembled a great out-of-context Gordo montage from a few [...]
The Worst Songs to F to – 12.14.16
The Hardline found some songs to help kill the mood. [...]
Redefining The Sexual Bases
The fake Hardline/Orphanage updates the sexual bases for 2015. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/redefining-sexual-bases-7.8.15.mp3 [...]
Dan – His Wife – Jerry Sandusky – Sex
What in the world would these things have in common? [...]
Ex-Ticket Deep Throat Informant
Musers did a story about a woman who [...]