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The Fake Ben DiNucci

Happy Halloween from the new Cowboys QB.

By DP|2020-10-30T16:01:32-06:00October 31st, 2020|The Musers|0 Comments

HSO Man

New character with many hot sports opinions.

By DP|2020-05-11T00:44:59-06:00May 11th, 2020|The Musers|0 Comments

Boring Guy with Good Intentions

aka Nice Guy Involved in Generic Charity. God this [...]

By DP|2019-09-29T23:49:27-06:00September 29th, 2019|The Musers|0 Comments

Moment of Silence Guy

Paul Inawat hates when people interrupt a moment of [...]

By DP|2019-09-29T23:18:35-06:00September 29th, 2019|The Musers|0 Comments

Chip Pickins – Disgruntled Astronaut – 7.17.19

He got left off of Apollo 11 and he's [...]

By DP|2019-07-19T20:48:01-06:00July 19th, 2019|The Musers|0 Comments

Felix the Washing Machine Cat

Musers about to go on vacation. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/felix-cat-6.28.19.mp3

By DP|2019-06-30T14:00:52-06:00June 30th, 2019|The Musers|0 Comments

The Fake Doris Burke

Junior's new character. Marge has competition for George. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/fake-doris-burke-6.14.19.mp3 [...]

By DP|2019-06-17T11:20:10-06:00June 17th, 2019|The Musers|2 Comments

Tasmanian Norm

Gordo found a new way to reduce Norm. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/tasmanian-norm-5.17.19.mp3 [...]

By DP|2019-05-19T12:56:41-06:00May 19th, 2019|The Musers|0 Comments

Sylvester Pythagorean – Ticket Gambling App – 4.3.19

https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/sylvester-pythagorean-4.3.19.mp3

By DP|2019-04-21T16:02:58-06:00April 21st, 2019|The Musers|0 Comments

The Fake Leighton Vander Esch

New character from Jake.

By DP|2018-11-23T20:14:35-06:00November 23rd, 2018|The Musers|1 Comment

Tim Ringling – RIP Circus – 1.18.17

The youngest Ringling brother is pissed. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tim-ringling-1.18.17.mp3

By DP|2017-01-18T22:34:12-06:00January 19th, 2017|The Musers|0 Comments

Fake Dabo Swinney – Clemson Wins – 1.10.17

The Musers talk to the head coach of the new [...]

By DP|2017-01-11T00:03:10-06:00January 11th, 2017|The Musers|1 Comment

Tanaka Sucili – Big 12 Fan – 10.18.16

The Musers talk to the biggest Big 12 fan? https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/big-12-fan-10.18.16.mp3 [...]

By DP|2016-10-18T21:40:26-06:00October 19th, 2016|The Musers|4 Comments

George’s Mysterious Lover – 8.3.16

Gordo found yet another way to mess with George. She's [...]

By DP|2016-08-06T16:54:59-06:00August 6th, 2016|The Musers|0 Comments

Terry Crowder – Country Reporter – 8.2.16

Gordo has a new character to interview Cowboys DT Maliek [...]

By DP|2016-08-06T16:27:49-06:00August 6th, 2016|The Musers|0 Comments

Augustus Sauvignon – Famous Fight Promoter – 7.28.16

He has many unusual ideas for Fight Night. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/augustus-sauvignon-7.28.16.mp3

By DP|2016-07-30T19:03:22-06:00July 30th, 2016|The Musers|0 Comments

Fake Melania Trump – Not a Crook – 7.19.16

Melania speaks in her own words. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fake-melania-trump-7.19.16.mp3

By DP|2016-07-22T14:26:26-06:00July 22nd, 2016|The Musers|0 Comments

Nicholas Tinklebottom – Periodical Consultant

The Musers bring on an expert to talk about Playboy's [...]

By DP|2015-10-18T15:50:46-06:00October 18th, 2015|The Musers|0 Comments