UnCowboys Monday – 11.23.20
If you love the Ticket but you're beaten down [...]
Gordo’s Corner/Fantastic Friday Fan Feedback – 7.10.20
Do we give homeless people clothes? Condoms? Tampons? Let's [...]
Tupperware of Semen in the Fridge Talk
Gordo has advanced his troops in the war on [...]
Dan Joins Gordo’s Corner – 4.16.20
Trees that smell like semen and forbidden love talk. [...]
Gordo’s Annoying Laugh Corner – 4.13.20
Annoying laughter on SNL turns into hotel phone laughing [...]
Shatner’s Horse Semen Corner – 3.5.20
Gordo gives his love to Doocy.
The Return of The Laddie – 2.21.20
The Laddie makes a triumphant return. We need more [...]
Musers Interview John Travolta – 8.28.19
Good dude https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Musers-8-28-Travolta1.mp3
Gordo’s Corner – Asiana Airlines Crash – 7.23.13
We're all familiar with the now infamous pilot "names", but [...]
The Musers Leave the Sports Page and Hand It Over to the P1
Last Friday Jub was out so Junior and Gordo [...]
Musers Have Cum Swallowing Talk
Courage. https://dash.usave.it/media/rec-TF8Pmu0RyCAr9rYaEq41.mp3
Gordo’s Scary Movie Month – October 2018
I gathered up all of the segments I could find [...]
P1 Gene’s Friday Funnies
Gene called up the Musers the other day to tell [...]
The Fake Woody Allen Corner – 8.30.18
News of Woody's latest film getting shelved leads to excessive [...]
Best of the Ticket at Cowboys Training Camp 2018
Another training camp has come and gone and there's a [...]
Gordo’s Corner with Fake Cher, Fake Woody Allen and Koko – 7.20.18
We also get classic Norm audio, more roadkill stories and [...]
Musers Have Conspiracy Talk with Patrick from Denton
Yesterday the Musers invited a local conspiracy theorist to join [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Porn Search Talk – 7.11.18
Gordo goes over some stats of what kind of porn [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Count the red flags – 05.22.18
Enjoy! https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/GC05.22.18.mp3
Campound Smoking and Death Talk – 5.11.18
The Musers along with Mike and Corby have some smoking [...]
OMG + Ticket Benchmarks – 5.2.18
Good news. Usave.it found itself smart enough to adopt Ticket [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Prank calling as a Chinese restaurant – 2.25.10
Veery funny prank call app Gordo demonstrates by prank calling [...]
Gordo’s Corner – George wants vaginal rejuvenation – 2.20.18
Gordo brings up the topic of a teen mom-turned-porn star's [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Man in a Sexual Relationship with Multiple Cars – 5.20.11
This oughta go well. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Gordos-Corner-Sex-with-Cars-05.20.2011.mp3