Fake Nolan Ryan – All Star Home Run Derby – 7.13.21
Fake Nolan Ryan – Happy with the Astros Scandal – 1.14.20
They fired his kid Tarzan Ryan.
Fake Nolan Ryan – Ocelot Taquitos – 10.24.19
The Musers check in with Nolan at the World [...]
Fake Nolan Ryan – Monkey Trapper – 9.11.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/fake-nolan-ryan-9.11.19.mp3
Fake Nolan Ryan – Playing Pranks – 4.1.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/fake-nolan-ryan-4.1.19.mp3
Fake Nolan Ryan – Opening Day – 3.29.18
Nolan is happy to be getting his ring, but he [...]
Fake Nolan Ryan – That Punk Ass Jon Daniels – 11.2.17
Having won the World Series as part of the Astros, [...]
Fake Nolan Ryan – Hurricane Hero – 8.29.17
Nolan has been trying to help the rescue effort, but [...]
Fake Nolan Ryan – Astros Winning Streak – 6.5.17
Nolan scoreboards his other nemesis, the punk ass Jon Daniels. [...]
Best of the Ticket 2016: It’s Going To Be Tremendous
Here we have over 40 hours of the most luxurious [...]
Fake Nolan Ryan – Hates the Rangers – 9.14.16
Nolan doesn't care for baseball anymore and he's having problems [...]
Fake Nolan Ryan – Killed Rudolph – 7.13.16
Nolan has developed a taste for reindeer. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fake-nolan-ryan-7.13.16.mp3
Fake Nolan Ryan – Rangers Brawl – 5.17.16
Nolan offers his opinion on the Rangers/Blue Jays fight and [...]
Fake Nolan Ryan – Opening Day – 4.5.16
Another season has begun, but Nolan is still pissed at [...]
Fake Nolan Ryan – Snow Monkey Update – 2.18.16
The Musers catch up with Nolan. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/fake-nolan-ryan-2.18.16.mp3
Best of the Ticket 2015: It’s True. All of It.
Are you experiencing your own Ticket "dark years"? Want to [...]
Fake Nolan Ryan – Rangers Eliminated
Nolan was very happy with the results of the 2015 [...]
Fake Nolan Ryan – 8.26.15
The Musers talk to Nolan about the Rangers trying to [...]
The Fake Nolan Ryan 2-10-04
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/fakenolanryan21004.mp3 Nolan Ryan is under siege by the snow [...]
Fake Nolan Ryan – 3.9.15
His curse on the Rangers continues. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/fake-nolan-ryan-3.9.15.mp3
Fake Nolan Ryan – Ron Washington Departure
Nolan thinks he knows why Wash left the Rangers. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fake-nolan-ryan-9.9.14.mp3 [...]
Fake Nolan Ryan – 4.11.13
Nolan talks about his iffy situation with the Rangers. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/fake-nolan-ryan-4.11.13.mp3 [...]
Fake Nolan from Spring Training
Fake Nolan called up from Surprise to share [...]