Fake Jerry Jones – Once You Go Dak – 10.17.16
Jerry is celebrating a victory over Green Bay. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/fake-jerry-jones-10.17.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Tony’s Not Ready – 10.10.16
Jerry is finding ways to keep Tony Romo from coming [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Got Hit By A Helmet – 10.3.16
Jerry is happy about the win at SF, but he [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Big Home Win – 9.26.16
Jerry is happy to finally win a home game. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/fake-jerry-jones-9.26.16.mp3 [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Dak to the Future – 9.19.16
The Cowboys beat the Redskins and Jerry is done with [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Opener Loss to Giants – 9.12.16
Jerry talks about the tough loss. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/fake-jerry-jones-9.12.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Romo Injured – 8.29.16
He's not that upset with the news. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fake-jerry-jones-8.29.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Mexican Breakfast Fiestar – 8.22.16
Jerry is celebrating his new practice facility and his new [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – QB Controversy – 8.15.16
Dak Prescott was a miracle. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fake-jerry-jones-8.15.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Leaving Valley Ranch – 6.20.16
Jerry had to rent a uhaul last minute. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fake-jerry-jones-6.20.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Death Star 2 – 5.26.16
Jerry updates us on the progress of his new practice [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – In the War Room – 4.29.16
The Musers call the Cowboys war room where the Jones [...]
Fake Jerry & Stephen Jones – NFL Combine – 2.25.16
Jerry is handing some responsibilities to Stephen. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/fake-jerry-stephen-jones-2.25.16.mp3
Fake Wade Phillips – Won the Super Bowl – 2.8.16
Coach calls Jerry to rub it in. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/fake-wade-jerry-2.8.16.mp3
Fake Wade Phillips – Prank Calls Jerry – 1.25.16
Wade is going to the Super Bowl and he wants [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Cowboys Season Over – 1.11.16
Jerry breaks his silence. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/fake-jerry-jones-1.11.16.mp3
Best of the Ticket 2015: It’s True. All of It.
Are you experiencing your own Ticket "dark years"? Want to [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Loss to Packers – 12.14.15
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Arnie Flemix – Super Hollywood Agent
George is in movies now so a big shot agent [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Win Over Redskins – 12.8.15
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Fake Jerry Jones – Loss to Carolina – 11.30.15
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Fake Jerry Jones – Win Over Dolphins – 11.23.15
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Fake Jerry Jones – Loss to Eagles – 11.9.15
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Fake Jerry Jones – Loss to Seattle – 11.2.15
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Fake Jerry Jones – Loss to Giants – 10.26.15
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