Fake Jerry Jones – Hall of Fame Party – 8.7.17
Jerry details how expensive his party was. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/fake-jerry-jones-8.7.17.mp3
P1 Comedy Competition 3-2-05
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/ponecomedycompeittion3205.mp3 P1's call in with funny stories and fake [...]
Doocy with Ticket Characters Sing Along – 6.19.17
Mike Doocy sings with fake Michael Irvin, fake Avery Johnson, [...]
OMG + Fake Wade Phillips – 5.3.17
Now get all your Gordo at once: O-Deck + Muse [...]
OMG + Fake Jerry Jones – 5.2.17
Now get all your Gordo at once: O-Deck + Muse [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Romo Retires – 4.4.17
The Romo miracle has come to an end. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/fake-jerry-jones-4.4.17.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – No Market for Romo – 3.28.17
Jerry's not having any luck trading Tony Romo. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/fake-jerry-jones-3.28.17.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Those Breasts Were Asking For It – 3.14.17
Jerry defends Ezekiel Elliott. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/fake-jerry-jones-3.14.17.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Goodbye Tony – 3.9.17
A tearful Jerry talks about the departure of Tony Romo. [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Cowboys Reunion – 2.28.17
Jerry talks about an event with the 90s Cowboys. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/fake-jerry-jones-2.28.17.mp3 [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Hall of Fame – 2.6.17
Jerry is now an NFL HOFer. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fake-jerry-jones-2.6.17.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Season Over – 1.16.17
Jerry turns to the bottle after a playoff loss to [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Not Worried About Green Bay – 1.9.17
Jerry has a plan to get to Aaron Rodgers. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/fake-jerry-jones-1.9.17.mp3 [...]
Fake Michael Irvin – School Closings – 1.6.17
He's back! https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/fake-michael-irvin-1.6.17.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – 2 Games from Super Bowl – 1.3.17
Jerry's feeling horny. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/fake-jerry-jones-1.3.17.mp3
Musers Get Christmas Visitors – 12.13.16
The generic youth minister, Jerry, Donald and Marge all stop [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Very Disappointed – 12.12.16
Jerry wants to cut the whole team. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/fake-jerry-jones-12.12.16.mp3
Best of the Ticket 2016: It’s Going To Be Tremendous
Here we have over 40 hours of the most luxurious [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Dak the Halls – 12.2.16
Jerry is planning a risky parade route. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/fake-jerry-jones-12.2.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Took Care of Eric Church – 11.28.16
Jerry didn't like the Thanksgiving halftime show. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fake-jerry-jones-11.28.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Misses Candice – 11.21.16
Jerry explains why Gene's art is always mentioned on the [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – 8 in a Row – 11.14.16
Jerry celebrates another victory with his kids. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fake-jerry-jones-11.14.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Second Bye Week – 11.7.16
Jerry craps all over the Browns. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fake-jerry-jones-11.7.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Trick or Treating – 10.31.16
Jerry had to take his boys out for Halloween. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fake-jerry-jones-10.31.16.mp3 [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Dak Pro Shop – 10.24.16
Jerry opened an all Dak store during the bye week [...]