Best of the Ticket 2021: Do You Wanna Get Wet?
You'll laugh, you'll cry, it's the very best of [...]
Fake Jason Garrett – Feeling Human Emotion – 1.8.20
Jerry wants to take back all of his upgrades. [...]
Fake Jason Garrett – Engage Cussing Programs – 10.8.19
Coach explains why he throws the red textile. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/fake-jason-garrett-10.8.19.mp3 [...]
Fake Jason Garrett – Blowing Off Steam – 9.4.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/fake-jason-garrett-9.4.19.mp3
Musers Call the Cowboys Draft War Room – 4.29.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/fake-jerry-jason-4.29.19.mp3
Fake Jason Garrett – Hopes Jerry’s Yacht Sinks – 3.28.19
Coach is celebrating his 53rd birthday. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/fake-jason-garrett-3.28.19.mp3
Fake Jason Garrett with Koko – 10.3.18
Coach lists the items in his utility belt and then [...]
Jason Garrett Orders Brefast – Shocking All or Nothing Audio
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/fake-garrett-jerry-5.2.18.mp3
Fake Jason Garrett – Not Prepared – 11.30.17
Coach explains the things that are taking his attention away [...]
Fake Jason Garrett – We Play For 60 Minutes – 11.14.17
Garrett Bot has some more catchphrases. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/fake-jason-garrett-11.14.17.mp3
Fake Jason Garrett – Process of Going 6-10 – 9.20.17
Coach talks about his ongoing processes and explains his utility [...]
Fake Jason Garrett – Looking for Football Players – 3.2.17
Jason isn't talking to Tony anymore. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/fake-jason-garrett-3.2.17.mp3
Fake Jason Garrett – Hates George – 1.17.17
Coach has initiated the process of kicking Jub's ass. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/fake-jason-garrett-1.17.17.mp3 [...]
Best of the Ticket 2016: It’s Going To Be Tremendous
Here we have over 40 hours of the most luxurious [...]
Fake Jason Garrett – Access Denied – 10.4.16
George trips up the Garrett Bot. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/fake-jason-garrett-10.4.16.mp3
Best of the Ticket 2015: It’s True. All of It.
Are you experiencing your own Ticket "dark years"? Want to [...]
Best of White Elephant Day 2015
Mike Sirois tickers: https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/mike-sirois-tickers-12.2.15.mp3 Junior's fake Bill Parcells: [...]
Fake Jason Garrett – Signing Greg Hardy
Coach insists he's all about character, character. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/fake-jason-garrett-3.18.15.mp3
Fake Jason Garrett – Loss to Packers
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/fake-jason-garrett-1.13.15.mp3
Fake Jason Garrett – 11.21.14
Coach talks about the upcoming game against the Giants. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/fake-jason-garrett-11.21.14.mp3 [...]
Fake Jason Garrett – 10.27.14
Jason talks about the upcoming game against the Redskins. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/fake-jason-garrett-10.27.14.mp3 [...]
Fake Jason Garrett & Fake Tony Romo – At the Beach
Cowboys went to the beach and Tony Romo Shark appeared. [...]