Fake Dirk Nowitzki – 41st Birthday – 6.19.19
The Musers have to go through Myrtle now to [...]
Fake Dirk Nowitzki – Officially Retired – 4.11.19
Now he just wants the French to surrender to [...]
Fake Dirk Nowitzki – 10 More Years – 6.27.17
Dirk talks some trash about non-German players in the association. [...]
Best of the Ticket 2015: It’s True. All of It.
Are you experiencing your own Ticket "dark years"? Want to [...]
Fake Mark Cuban and Dirk Nowitzki – 11.12.15
Mark and Dirk talk about their big win against the [...]
Fake Mark Cuban – Looking For DeAndre Jordan
The Musers found some secret audio of Mark Cuban and [...]
Fake Dirk Nowitzki- 37th Birthday
Dirk reveals his true voice. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/fake-dirk-nowitzki-6.19.15.mp3
Fake Dirk Nowitzki – Second Child
Dirk talks about having another baby. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/fake-dirk-3.25.15.mp3
Fake Fat Dirk Nowitzki
The Musers talk to Dirk about his odd [...]
Fake Dirk Nowitzki
The Musers talked to the fake Dirk today [...]
Fake Dirk & Cuban Talk Opt-Out
The word is Dirk will opt-out of his [...]
Fake Dirk Nowitzki – Thrown Out of Game
After getting tossed from a game against the Clippers, Dirk [...]
Fake Dirk Nowitzki Celebrates No Baby
Fake Dirk talked with the Musers about his fake baby [...]
Fake Mavs Charter Plane
Every good team has a charter plane phone that is [...]
Fake Dirk Talks Playoffs With Musers
Musers talked to the great fake Dirk Nowitzki. He thinks [...]
Mavs Hotline – Fake Dirk Nowitzki & Fake Jason Kidd
The Musers got a number to a phone [...]