Terry Crowder – Country Reporter – 8.2.16
Gordo has a new character to interview Cowboys DT Maliek [...]
Fake Tiger Woods – Period Trail – 8.1.16
Tiger's a bit more graphic than usual. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fake-tiger-woods-8.1.16.mp3
Augustus Sauvignon – Famous Fight Promoter – 7.28.16
He has many unusual ideas for Fight Night. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/augustus-sauvignon-7.28.16.mp3
Fake Bill Clinton – DNC Speech – 7.27.16
Bill shares some stuff he left out of his speech [...]
Classic Audio: Fake Big Tex visits with the Musers
In these classic pieces of audio we have our morning [...]
Fake Barron Trump – Luxurious Tweenager – 7.26.16
Donald's son doesn't like George either. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fake-barron-trump-7.26.16.mp3
Coach Marge – In the Woods – 7.25.16
George has guards on the outskirts of his mansion. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/coach-marge-7.25.16.mp3 [...]
Fake Donald Trump – Republican Nominee – 7.22.16
He has accepted the Republican nomination for president. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fake-donald-trump-7.22.16.mp3
Fake Chan Gailey – Blood Diaper – 7.21.16
Chan wants to be in the Cowboys Ring of Honor. [...]
Ribby Paultz – At the RNC – 7.20.16
Ribby reports from the Republican National Convention. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ribby-paultz-7.20.16.mp3
Fake Melania Trump – Not a Crook – 7.19.16
Melania speaks in her own words. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fake-melania-trump-7.19.16.mp3
Fake Tiger Woods – Phil the Dill – 7.18.16
Tiger was very happy with the British Open result. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fake-tiger-woods-7.18.16.mp3 [...]
The Musers Talk to the Original Pikachu – 7.14.16
Pokemon Go is all the rage, but the original [...]
Fake Nolan Ryan – Killed Rudolph – 7.13.16
Nolan has developed a taste for reindeer. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fake-nolan-ryan-7.13.16.mp3
Jesse the Usher – All Star Game – 7.12.16
Jesse is working his 40th year as an All Star [...]
Elmer Wayne – George’s Big Bull Balls – 6.29.16
George's cousin needs a transplant. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/elmer-wayne-6.29.16.mp3
Clarence Murphy – Vacation Ideas – 6.28.16
Clarence has some great vacation ideas for the Musers and [...]
Fake Tiger Woods – Coming Back Soon? – 6.27.16
The Musers check in on Tiger. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fake-tiger-woods-6.27.16.mp3
Mushmouth Thomas – Played for the Mariners – 6.24.16
Mushmouth once sneaked into a baseball game. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/mushmouth-thomas-6.24.16.mp3
Dallas Bryant – Destroyed Dez’s House – 6.23.16
The Musers talk to Dez's pet monkey about the house [...]
Skinlanin Brothers – Daredevils – 6.22.16
They've decided to become stunt men. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/skinlanin-brothers-6.22.16.mp3
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Psychology of Leaving Home – 6.21.16
Dr. Maxwell talks about the Cowboys leaving Valley Ranch. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/dr-carleton-maxwell-6.21.16.mp3 [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Leaving Valley Ranch – 6.20.16
Jerry had to rent a uhaul last minute. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fake-jerry-jones-6.20.16.mp3
Hannibal Shutterman – Camera Expert – 6.16.16
The Musers had some photography talk so they brought in [...]
Fake Steve Busby – Shit His Pants – 6.15.16
Steve Busby had an odd e-brake so the Musers call [...]