Fake Jerry Jones – Dak to the Future – 9.19.16
The Cowboys beat the Redskins and Jerry is done with [...]
Generic Youth Minister – Jesus, Cowboys or Something? – 9.16.16
The GYM is bringing football to church. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/generic-youth-minister-9.16.16.mp3
The Return of Sky Mirror
The Musers summon Sky Mirror after a three year slumber. [...]
Fake Nolan Ryan – Hates the Rangers – 9.14.16
Nolan doesn't care for baseball anymore and he's having problems [...]
Randy Cody – Building Romo’s House – 9.13.16
He's also fixing the blinds at the new stadium. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/randy-cody-9.13.16.mp3 [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Opener Loss to Giants – 9.12.16
Jerry talks about the tough loss. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/fake-jerry-jones-9.12.16.mp3
Fake Sully Trailer
The Musers perform their own version of "Sully". https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/fake-sully-trailer-9.8.16.mp3
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Psychology of a Rookie Starting QB – 9.7.16
He's got some new Cowboys books. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/dr-carleton-maxwell-9.7.16.mp3
The New Bevo Talks to the Musers – 9.6.16
The Musers talk to Bevo XV. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/new-bevo-9.6.16.mp3
Norm Stand Up – 9.5.16
Norm has a new round of sports jokes and now [...]
Snapper John MD – Cash Only – 9.1.16
The Cowboys team doctor has been doing some side work. [...]
Ticket Mouse – Keeping Busy – 8.30.16
He likes the new Cumulus Cafe. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ticket-mouse-8.30.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Romo Injured – 8.29.16
He's not that upset with the news. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fake-jerry-jones-8.29.16.mp3
Clarence Murphy – Big Vacation – 8.25.16
Clarence "vacations" all over Doocy and then brings in his [...]
Fake Ryan Lochte – So Called Lies – 8.24.16
He apologizes. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fake-ryan-lochte-8.24.16.mp3
Fake Donald Trump – Crooked Hillary – 8.23.16
She's very, very crooked, ok? https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fake-donald-trump-8.23.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Mexican Breakfast Fiestar – 8.22.16
Jerry is celebrating his new practice facility and his new [...]
Ed Carter Sports Hotline – Olympics Is Failed – 8.18.16
Ed has a problem with vag owners. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ed-carter-8.18.16.mp3
Chris Chris – Saved Ryan Lochte – 8.17.16
He's been hanging out in Rio scoreboarding everyone. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/chris-chris-8.17.16.mp3
Ribby Paultz – At the Rio Olympics – 8.16.16
He got both kinds of the zika. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ribby-paultz-8.16.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – QB Controversy – 8.15.16
Dak Prescott was a miracle. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fake-jerry-jones-8.15.16.mp3
Fake Stephen Jones – Daddy Owns the Cowboys – 8.11.16
He'll get to call some plays this year. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fake-stephen-jones-8.11.16.mp3
Skinlanin Brothers – Intentional Grounding – 8.9.16
They have a new show on the NFL Network. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/skinlanin-bros-8.9.16.mp3 [...]
Coach Marge – Harambe Hands – 8.8.16
Marge had a terrible accident involving a wood chipper. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/coach-marge-8.8.16.mp3 [...]
Ribby Paultz – At Cowboys Training Camp – 8.4.16
Ribby interviews Cowboys DE Charles Tapper. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ribby-paultz-8.4.16.mp3