Jesse the Usher – Cowboys in Disarray – 11.2.16
Jesse has been working Cowboys games and he's seen some [...]
Mushmouth Thomas – Loves Halloween – 11.1.16
We learn a whole lot more about Mushmouth's physical appearance. [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Trick or Treating – 10.31.16
Jerry had to take his boys out for Halloween. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fake-jerry-jones-10.31.16.mp3 [...]
Fake Mack Brown – Sally Likes Charlie Strong – 10.27.16
The Musers dial up Mack Brown who gets pretty much [...]
Ed Carter Sports Hotline – Supporting Trump – 10.26.16
The Musers get some expected news. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ed-carter-10.26.16.mp3
Touchdown Brothers – Cowgirls Week – 10.25.16
The TD Bros are confused by how well the Cowboys [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Dak Pro Shop – 10.24.16
Jerry opened an all Dak store during the bye week [...]
Fake Donald Trump – Wrong! – 10.20.16
Donald says the Musers are a total disaster. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/fake-donald-trump-10.20.16.mp3
Hoops Washington – Phi Slama Jama – 10.19.16
He was on the original team in 1932. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/hoops-washington-10.19.16.mp3
Tanaka Sucili – Big 12 Fan – 10.18.16
The Musers talk to the biggest Big 12 fan? https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/big-12-fan-10.18.16.mp3 [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Once You Go Dak – 10.17.16
Jerry is celebrating a victory over Green Bay. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/fake-jerry-jones-10.17.16.mp3
Fake Donald Trump – Already Won – 10.13.16
Donald loves Texas, but hates George. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/fake-donald-trump-10.13.16.mp3
Fake Spaulding Jones – Caused Romo’s Injury – 10.12.16
The Spauldopotamus is rich as hell. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/fake-spaulding-jones-10.12.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Tony’s Not Ready – 10.10.16
Jerry is finding ways to keep Tony Romo from coming [...]
Coach Marge – 20 Minutes to Live – 10.5.16
Marge is always defying the odds. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/coach-marge-10.5.16.mp3
Fake Jason Garrett – Access Denied – 10.4.16
George trips up the Garrett Bot. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/fake-jason-garrett-10.4.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Got Hit By A Helmet – 10.3.16
Jerry is happy about the win at SF, but he [...]
Big Tex – Trump Supporter – 9.30.16
Big Tex wants the wall. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/big-tex-9.30.16.mp3
Dallas Bryant – Healed Dez’s Leg – 9.29.16
Dallas has monkey magic. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/dallas-bryant-9.29.16.mp3
Crazy Prospector – Helping Chip Kelly – 9.28.16
The CP will do anything for the 49er. If only [...]
Fake Donald Trump – Won the Debate – 9.27.16
Donald is satisfied with the first debate and he makes [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Big Home Win – 9.26.16
Jerry is happy to finally win a home game. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/fake-jerry-jones-9.26.16.mp3 [...]
Big Black Cowboys Computer – Feeling Sad – 9.23.16
The BBCC isn't satisfied with its life. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/big-black-cowboys-computer-9.23.16.mp3
Clarence Murphy + Fake Tiger at the DM Open – 9.21.16
Some major celebrities at the Musers' golf tournament. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/clarence-fake-tiger-9.21.16.mp3
Deep Throat Informant – Cowboys QB Controversy – 9.20.16
The upheaval has begun. Shocking. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/deep-throat-informant-9.20.16.mp3