Fake Dabo Swinney – Clemson Wins – 1.10.17
The Musers talk to the head coach of the new [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Not Worried About Green Bay – 1.9.17
Jerry has a plan to get to Aaron Rodgers. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/fake-jerry-jones-1.9.17.mp3 [...]
Fake Michael Irvin – School Closings – 1.6.17
He's back! https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/fake-michael-irvin-1.6.17.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – 2 Games from Super Bowl – 1.3.17
Jerry's feeling horny. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/fake-jerry-jones-1.3.17.mp3
Musers Get Christmas Visitors – 12.13.16
The generic youth minister, Jerry, Donald and Marge all stop [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Very Disappointed – 12.12.16
Jerry wants to cut the whole team. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/fake-jerry-jones-12.12.16.mp3
Mushmouth Thomas – Christmas Gifts – 12.7.16
Mushmouth got the Musers some presents. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mushmouth-thomas-12.7.16.mp3
Daisy the Carriage Horse – 12.6.16
The Musers talk to a Christmas horse. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/daisy-carriage-horse-12.6.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Dak the Halls – 12.2.16
Jerry is planning a risky parade route. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/fake-jerry-jones-12.2.16.mp3
White Elephant Day 2016
Here are some highlights from WED 2016 plus the full [...]
Santa Claus – Spontaneously Aborting – 11.29.16
Santa answers some questions about Mrs. Claus. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/santa-claus-11.29.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Took Care of Eric Church – 11.28.16
Jerry didn't like the Thanksgiving halftime show. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fake-jerry-jones-11.28.16.mp3
Tom Turkey – Thanksgiving 2016
Tom got pardoned again despite a shocking criminal record. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/tom-turkey-11.25.16.mp3 [...]
Coach Marge – Thanksgiving Outside – 11.23.16
Marge has an old Iranian death sentence. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/coach-marge-11.23.16.mp3
Chris Chris – Friends with Don – 11.22.16
Believe it or not Chris Chris has a very high [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Misses Candice – 11.21.16
Jerry explains why Gene's art is always mentioned on the [...]
Ticket Mouse – Penis Exchange – 11.17.16
The Ticket Mouse issues a statement. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/ticket-mouse-11.17.16.mp3
Touchdown Brothers – Romo’s Statement – 11.16.16
The TD Bros rip Tony Romo. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/touchdown-brothers-11.16.16.mp3
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Psychology of Post Election – 11.15.16
Dr. Maxwell swallows a big load. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dr-carleton-maxwell-11.15.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – 8 in a Row – 11.14.16
Jerry celebrates another victory with his kids. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fake-jerry-jones-11.14.16.mp3
Generic Youth Minister – Unity Prayer – 11.11.16
The GYM just needs a few hours of George and [...]
Clarence Murphy – Ran in First NYC Marathon – 11.10.16
Clarence has a lot in common with Junior. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/clarence-murphy-11.10.16.mp3
Fake Donald Trump – President Elect – 11.9.16
The Musers' exclusive interview with the next potus. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fake-donald-trump-11.9.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Second Bye Week – 11.7.16
Jerry craps all over the Browns. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fake-jerry-jones-11.7.16.mp3
The Ghost of Harry Caray – Cubs Win the World Series
The Musers somehow conjure up the the real ghost of [...]