Fake Josh Hamilton – Career Over? – 4.24.17
Josh wants a new job. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/fake-josh-hamilton-4.24.17.mp3
Sports Panties – Cannibalistic Reproductive Remark – 4.20.17
The odd character with soft spoken HSOs returns. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/sports-panties-4.20.17.mp3
Ed Carter Sports Hotline – A Message to the Patriots – 4.19.17
The Musers get Ed Carter's take on this morning's breaking [...]
Chris McKinley – Jub Jam – 4.13.17
He wasn't invited to play so he'll be performing across [...]
Chris Chris – Playing for the Mavs – 4.11.17
Rick Carlisle wants him on the team. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/chris-chris-4.11.17.mp3
Fake Tiger Woods – Sergio Wins Masters – 4.10.17
Tiger is feeling sad. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/fake-tiger-woods-4.10.17.mp3
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Psychology of Transitioning – 4.5.17
Dr. Maxwell talks about Tony Romo leaving football for the [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Romo Retires – 4.4.17
The Romo miracle has come to an end. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/fake-jerry-jones-4.4.17.mp3
Bunt Kishop – An Original Ranger – 4.3.17
He started at all 9 positions back in 1972. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/bunt-kishop-4.3.17.mp3 [...]
Deep Throat Informant – Knows Romo’s Plans – 3.30.17
Tony only plays football for show. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/deep-throat-informant-3.30.17.mp3
Clarence Murphy – Sweet Spot in History – 3.29.17
Clarence compares his time to today. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/clarence-murphy-3.29.17.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – No Market for Romo – 3.28.17
Jerry's not having any luck trading Tony Romo. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/fake-jerry-jones-3.28.17.mp3
Ribby Paultz – Took Brady’s Jersey – 3.21.17
Ribby reveals the truth behind the missing SB jersey. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ribby-paultz-3.21.17.mp3 [...]
Coach Marge – Snail Trail to the Ladies Room – 3.16.17
Marge tells Doocy how worked up she gets around George. [...]
Genetic Testing Guy
Mike Doocy got back some test results. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/genetic-testing-guy-3.15.17.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Those Breasts Were Asking For It – 3.14.17
Jerry defends Ezekiel Elliott. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/fake-jerry-jones-3.14.17.mp3
Touchdown Brothers – Romo to Eagles? – 3.13.17
The TD Bros rip the thought. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/touchdown-brothers-3.13.17.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Goodbye Tony – 3.9.17
A tearful Jerry talks about the departure of Tony Romo. [...]
Fake Mark Cuban – Dirk Scores 30K – 3.8.17
Mark talks about Dirk's milestone. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/fake-mark-cuban-3.8.17.mp3
Chris Chris – Banging Supermodels – 3.7.17
Dak's been asking him for help to win the Super [...]
Stossel Rooney – What is a Mexican? – 3.6.17
It's John Stossel's birth anniversary. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/stossel-rooney-3.6.17.mp3
Fake Charles Manson – Lives Outside of Time – 3.3.17
He's going to Jub Jam. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/fake-charles-manson-3.3.17.mp3
Fake Jason Garrett – Looking for Football Players – 3.2.17
Jason isn't talking to Tony anymore. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/fake-jason-garrett-3.2.17.mp3
Fake Donald Trump – The Best Erections – 3.1.17
Donald is trying to be more polite. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/fake-donald-trump-3.1.17.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Cowboys Reunion – 2.28.17
Jerry talks about an event with the 90s Cowboys. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/fake-jerry-jones-2.28.17.mp3 [...]