Fake Dirk Nowitzki – 10 More Years – 6.27.17
Dirk talks some trash about non-German players in the association. [...]
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Battling Anxiety – 6.26.17
Dr. Maxwell hypnotizes Junior. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/dr-carleton-maxwell-6.26.17.mp3
Chris Chris – Got NBA Drafted – 6.22.17
He also just threw a small party called Hangout. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/chris-chris-6.22.17.mp3 [...]
Coach Marge – Confined to the Chair – 6.20.17
She wants to start a Fox 4 swim team. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/marge-6.20.17.mp3 [...]
Doocy with Ticket Characters Sing Along – 6.19.17
Mike Doocy sings with fake Michael Irvin, fake Avery Johnson, [...]
Coach Marge – Summer Bash Safety Tips – 6.15.17
Marge has some swimming safety tips like no electric wheelchairs [...]
Hoops Washington – NBA is Soft – 6.13.17
In Hoops' day nothing was a foul. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/hoops-washington-6.13.17.mp3
Ed Carter Sports Hotline – RIP Adam West – 6.12.17
Can someone remind Lebron that he's not that great? https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/ed-carter-6.12.17.mp3 [...]
Ticket Mouse – Fire the Rangers – 6.6.17
He heard Norm fart. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/ticket-mouse-6.6.17.mp3
Fake Nolan Ryan – Astros Winning Streak – 6.5.17
Nolan scoreboards his other nemesis, the punk ass Jon Daniels. [...]
Fake Tiger Woods – Arrested – 5.30.17
Tiger explains himself. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/fake-tiger-woods-5.30.17.mp3
Clarence Murphy – Prostate Busted – 5.24.17
Clarence tells some great golf stories but is suffering from [...]
Always Dreaming – Lost the Preakness – 5.23.17
The Musers check in again with the Derby winner. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/always-dreaming-5.23.17.mp3 [...]
New Character Auditions – 5.17.17
The Musers let some new characters audition for the 840 [...]
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Adult Play – 5.16.17
Dr. Maxwell likes to roll around on the floor. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dr-carleton-maxwell-5.16.17.mp3 [...]
Best of the Ticket Campound 2017
I went back and pulled all of my favorite moments [...]
Chris Chris – Tearing Up Cougar Ass – 5.15.17
He's going to play the Byron. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/chris-chris-5.15.17.mp3
Dirty Doug Out – Rangers Too Soft – 5.9.17
He once took a scimitar to the tibia. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dirty-doug-out-5.9.17.mp3
Always Dreaming – Kentucky Derby Winner – 5.8.17
The Musers talk to a horse. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/always-dreaming-5.8.17.mp3
OMG + Jesse the Usher – 5.4.17
Now get all your Gordo at once: O-Deck + Muse [...]
OMG + Fake Wade Phillips – 5.3.17
Now get all your Gordo at once: O-Deck + Muse [...]
OMG + Fake Jerry Jones – 5.2.17
Now get all your Gordo at once: O-Deck + Muse [...]
OMG + Touchdown Brothers – 5.1.17
Now get all your Gordo at once: O-Deck + Muse [...]
Ribby Paultz – NFL Draft 2017 – 4.27.17
A Musers tradition, Ribby offers his mock draft for 2017. [...]
Fake Donald Trump – First 100 Days – 4.26.17
It's been the best 100 days that anyone has ever [...]