Touchdown Brothers – Marconi Losers – 9.8.17
The TD Bros are not happy about the Ticket's recent [...]
Fake Charles Manson – The Consciousness of Your Mind – 9.7.17
Charles uses his one call for the Musers. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/fake-charles-manson-9.7.17.mp3
Fake Rick Steves – Fantasy Football Tips – 9.6.17
Rick impressively combines his knowledge of world travel with football. [...]
Randy Cody – Irving Music Factory – 8.31.17
Randy explains why the venue isn't ready. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/randy-cody-8.31.17.mp3
Fake Nolan Ryan – Hurricane Hero – 8.29.17
Nolan has been trying to help the rescue effort, but [...]
Fake Conor McGregor
Conor wants to kick everyone's ass and talks like Skip [...]
Sky Mirror – Solar Eclipse Powers – 8.21.17
Sky Mirror has some tips for viewing the eclipse. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/sky-mirror-8.21.17.mp3 [...]
Fake Tiger Woods – Toxicology Report – 8.17.17
Tiger reveals all the drugs that didn't make the list. [...]
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Psychology of Forgetfulness – 8.16.17
Dr. Maxwell has some books to help George's memory. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dr-carleton-maxwell-8.16.17.mp3 [...]
Characters On Parade – 8.15.17
The Musers field HSOs from the Crazy Prospector, Farmer John, [...]
Jesse the Usher – Jerry’s HoF Party – 8.10.17
Jesse was the DJ at Jerry's big party. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/jesse-the-usher-8.10.17.mp3
Coach Marge – Big Bean Lunch – 8.9.17
Marge explains how George was such a good swimmer. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/coach-marge-8.9.17.mp3 [...]
Snapper John MD – Free Time – 8.8.17
The good doctor has less to do now that Tony [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Hall of Fame Party – 8.7.17
Jerry details how expensive his party was. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/fake-jerry-jones-8.7.17.mp3
Fake Rod Marinelli – Electric Juice Pond – 8.4.17
Jake brings us another great 8:40 bit. You're funny, get [...]
Fake Spaulding Jones – Heir to the Throne – 8.3.17
He tells the fake Musers of his fall from grace. [...]
Ribby Paultz – Cowboys Training Camp – 8.2.17
Ribby talks to player man Richard Ash. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ribby-paultz-8.2.17.mp3
Mushmouth Thomas – Cowboys Training Camp – 8.1.17
Mushmouth talks to player man Kavon Frazier. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/mushmouth-thomas-8.1.17.mp3
Dr. Vaginisimis – The Second Reich – 7.26.17
The annual visit from the Ticket's strangest character. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/dr-vaginisimus-7.26.17.mp3
Shorty DeFazio – Madonna’s Panties – 7.19.17
Shorty's got some hot new memorabilia. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/shorty-defazio-7.19.17.mp3
Chris Chris – Part Owner of Clutch – 7.18.17
Chris Chris was hanging with Zeke that night at Clutch. [...]
Deep Throat Informant – Zeke at Clutch – 7.17.17
The Musers get the whole story. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/deep-throat-informant-7.17.17.mp3
Clarence Murphy – Worked with Dre – 7.13.17
Turns out Clarence was big in the early days of [...]
Dirty Doug Out – Crap All Star Game – 7.12.17
He's played in 48 straight All Star games, but this [...]
Ribby Paultz – MLB All Star Game – 7.11.17
He's translating for Yu Darvish. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ribby-paultz-7.11.17.mp3