Junior Talks to the World’s Oldest Baseball Players – 11.15.17
Junior interviews two elderly men full of stories. Only one [...]
Fake Jason Garrett – We Play For 60 Minutes – 11.14.17
Garrett Bot has some more catchphrases. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/fake-jason-garrett-11.14.17.mp3
Big Black Cowboys Computer – 11.10.17
The BBCC stops by to tell some jokes. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/bbcc-11.10.17.mp3
Fake Stephen Jones – Daddy Hates the NFL – 11.9.17
Stephen just got three spankings for nothing. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/fake-stephen-jones-11.9.17.mp3
Fake Nolan Ryan – That Punk Ass Jon Daniels – 11.2.17
Having won the World Series as part of the Astros, [...]
Sports Dracula – Not a Peter King Fan – 10.31.17
Drac has some HSOs. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/sports-dracula-10.31.17.mp3
Coach Marge – George’s Cheerleading Coach – 10.26.17
Marge also had George on the cheer team. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/coach-marge-10.26.17.mp3
Fake Tiger Woods – PGA Grave – 10.19.17
He may come back in 2032. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/fake-tiger-woods-10.19.17.mp3
Sports Panties – Ball Sack Amputation – 10.18.17
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sports-panties-10.18.17.mp3
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Psychology of a Bi Week – 10.17.17
It's his favorite week. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dr-carleton-maxwell-10.17.17.mp3
Bevo – Horrible Weekend – 10.16.17
Bevo's not a Tom Herman fan. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/bevo-10.16.17.mp3
Fake Michelle Wie – Sacrificed Her Virginity to the Kraken – 10.11.17
The Musers call Michelle on her birthday. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/fake-michelle-wie-10.11.17.mp3
Crazy Prospector – Inseminating a Potted Plant – 10.10.17
The Musers talk to the world's biggest 49er fan ahead [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Coked Up – 10.9.17
Jerry lost to the Packers again. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/fake-jerry-jones-10.9.17.mp3
Chris McKinley – Tom Petty Cover Album – 10.4.17
Chris plays a few tunes off his new album which [...]
Big Tex – Just Wants to Die – 9.29.17
Big Tex is having problems with Miss Tex. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/big-tex-9.29.17.mp3
Fake Michael Irvin – Complete the Triangle – 9.28.17
The Musers close the triangle by having Troy, Emmitt and [...]
Chris Chris – Mentors Mark Cuban – 9.27.17
He also helped Tony get a job. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/chris-chris-9.27.17.mp3
Fake Donald Trump – Every Team Will Lose – 9.25.17
Donald doubles down and fires them all. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/fake-donald-trump-9.25.17.mp3
Ticket Mouse – Norm Jokes – 9.22.17
He's been spending way too much time with Norm lately. [...]
Space Aliens Talk with Dr. Futon Slim – 9.21.17
The Musers discuss the possibility of Earth being visited and [...]
Fake Jason Garrett – Process of Going 6-10 – 9.20.17
Coach talks about his ongoing processes and explains his utility [...]
Dee Cletus – Oldest Football Player – 9.19.17
Back in his day there was no such thing as [...]
Clarence Murphy – An Old Sports Story – 9.13.17
Doocy once killed a guy for farting in his ravioli. [...]
Ed Carter Sports Hotline – Heritage Not Hate – 9.12.17
Ed Carter's not happy about the removal of the Robert [...]