Touchdown Brothers – NFC Title Game – 1.18.18
The TD Bros are one game away from the Super [...]
Fake Norm – Social Media Expert – 1.17.18
Norm knows all the hot new websites. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/fake-norm-1.17.18.mp3
Fake Michael Irvin – School Closings – 1.16.18
He's back again to close a bunch of stuff. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/fake-michael-irvin-1.16.18.mp3 [...]
Killer’s MLK Essay – 1.15.18
The Musers continue their holiday tradition of making Killer try [...]
Chris Chris – Bitchcoin – 1.11.18
Chris Chris was on cryptocurrencies from day 1. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/chris-chris-1.11.18.mp3
Deep Throat Informant – Alien Sex – 1.10.18
The informant had a similar UFO experience to George's. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/deep-throat-informant-1.10.18.mp3 [...]
Fake Mack Brown – Hates Alabama – 1.9.18
Mack talks about Sally, Sully and making Texas great again. [...]
Ribby Paultz – Golden Globes – 1.8.18
Ribby reporting live from Hollywood. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ribby-paultz-1.8.18.mp3
Coach Marge – Mall Walk – 1.3.18
She'll be George's pace car. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/coach-marge-1.3.18.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Season Over – 1.2.18
He watched some balls drop on New Year's Eve. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/fake-jerry-jones-1.2.18.mp3 [...]
Cray Trey Sings Christmas Carols – 12.15.17
The song bird of the Ticket. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/cray-trey-sings-12.15.17.mp3
Fake Rod Marinelli – Gates of Hades – 12.14.17
Coach Rod is disappointed in Doocy. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/fake-rod-marinelli-12.14.17.mp3
The Ticket Year in Brags – 12.13.17
Jake has updated bragging montages for Corby, Bob and himself. [...]
Santa Claus – Pissing Blood – 12.12.17
Things still haven't gotten any better for Santa. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/santa-claus-12.12.17.mp3
Fake Baker Mayfield – Munch on the Haters – 12.11.17
Baker is proving us all wrong. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/fake-baker-mayfield-12.11.17.mp3
Mushmouth Thomas – A Funny Christmas Story – 12.5.17
Mushmouth brought gifts and sings a carol. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/mushmouth-12.5.17.mp3
Fake Tiger Woods – Return to Golf – 12.4.17
Tiger's had it with all the fake news about him. [...]
Fake Jason Garrett – Not Prepared – 11.30.17
Coach explains the things that are taking his attention away [...]
Fake Rick Steves – Baroque Fantasy Picks – 11.29.17
Rick has all you need to know about Christmas in [...]
Fake Prince Harry – Collywobbles – 11.28.17
Harry can't wait to slap and tickle his American bride. [...]
Killer’s Thanksgiving Essay – 11.23.17
Killer has something he'd like to read to us for [...]
Shorty DeFazio – Troy Aikman Items – 11.21.17
Shorty has some shady memorabilia including a Tony Romo Super [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Suing to be in the Super Bowl – 11.20.17
Jerry has a new lawsuit against the NFL. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/fake-jerry-jones-11.20.17.mp3
Fake Charles Manson with Fake Bill Clinton – 11.17.17
This odd pairing turned out to be the final appearance [...]
Touchdown Brothers – Cowgirl Week – 11.16.17
Sal got his foist job. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/touchdown-brothers-11.16.17.mp3