Coach Marge – Extreme Lesbian Affair – 4.12.18
Marge would think of George while doing it. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/coach-marge-4.12.18.mp3
Dick Glover – Legendary Pro Wrestler – 4.11.18
The Eagle Dick Glover wrestled against Andre the Giant. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/dick-glover-4.11.18.mp3 [...]
Fake Tiger Woods – Played in the Masters – 4.9.18
A record length my dad. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/fake-tiger-woods-4.9.18.mp3
Ticket Mouse – Has a Baby Arm – 4.5.18
He claims it's as big as Craig's. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ticket-mouse-4.5.18.mp3
Touchdown Brothers – Nova Wins – 4.3.18
The TD Bros are celebrating again. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/touchdown-brothers-4.3.18.mp3
Fake Nolan Ryan – Opening Day – 3.29.18
Nolan is happy to be getting his ring, but he [...]
Killer’s Tournament Essay
Killer talks about the nation's large titties. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/killer-ncaa-essay-3.14.18.mp3
Big Black Cowboys Computer – AI Takeover – 3.8.18
The Musers talk to the BBCC about artificial intelligence. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/bbcc-3.8.18.mp3 [...]
Coach Marge – Has a Huge Infection – 3.6.18
Marge's life would be much better if it weren't for [...]
Ed Carter Sports Hotline – Intramural Shuffleboard – 3.1.18
Ed has some hso's on the Olympics. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/ed-carter-3.1.18.mp3
Jesse the Usher – Stones On Ice – 2.26.18
Jesse is afraid this is his final winter Olympics. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/jesse-the-usher-2.26.18.mp3 [...]
Ribby Paultz – Over Winter Olympics – 2.20.18
Ribby gives another report from the Olympics and sings some [...]
Musers visit with ghost of President Martin Van Buren – 2.19.18
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Musers-talk-to-ghost-of-President-Martin-Van-Buren-2.19.18.mp3
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Clean and Jerk – 2.14.18
Dr. Maxwell is Johnny Football's personal psychologist. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/dr-carleton-maxwell-2.14.18.mp3
Chris Chris – In the Olympics – 2.13.18
He was just there to watch but they asked him [...]
Mushmouth Thomas – Crazy Busy Week – 2.12.18
Mushmouth's schedule is pretty full. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/mushmouth-thomas-2.12.18.mp3
Ribby Paultz – Winter Olympics – 2.8.18
Ribby sings the Olympic theme song live from Korea. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/ribby-paultz-2.8.18.mp3 [...]
Deep Throat Informant – Jerry’s SB Party – 2.7.18
Shocking details of Jerry Jones' Super Bowl party. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/deep-throat-informant-2.7.18.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Fly Cowboys Fly – 2.6.18
Jerry wants in on the Super Bowl action. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/fake-jerry-jones-2.6.18.mp3
Touchdown Brothers – Super Bowl Champs – 2.5.18
The Touchdowns Brothers celebrates winnings the supers bowls. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/touchdown-brothers-2.5.18.mp3
Best of The Ticket at Super Bowl 52
I gathered up all the best parts of the Ticket [...]
Dallas Bryant – Back with Dez – 1.25.18
Dallas is now Dez's receivers coach. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/dallas-bryant-1.25.18.mp3
Fake Skip Bayless – Started The Ticket – 1.24.18
The Musers talk to Skip on the Ticket's 24th birthday. [...]
Jesse the Usher – Chestal Butt Crack – 1.23.18
Jesse still loves the up tops. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/jesse-the-usher-1.23.18.mp3
Touchdown Brothers – Eagles in the Super Bowl – 1.22.18
The TD Bros just saw the greatest game ever. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/touchdown-brothers-1.22.18.mp3 [...]