Fake Jerry Jones – Open Tryouts – 8.27.18
Jerry suffers another preseason loss.
Koko – Punched in Gorilla By George – 8.22.18
Jub still hates Koko.
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Cushion Airy Tails – 8.21.18
The psychology of invading someone's space.
Fake Jerry Jones – Full Panic – 8.20.18
Jerry can't take anymore preseason losses.
Clarence Murphy – Original NWA Member – 8.15.18
Nice Wallets with Allowances.
Fake Jerry Jones – Wears a “Two-Pee” – 8.14.18
He's got a merkin to go with it.
Fake Tiger Woods – New Girlfriend – 8.13.18
He hates Bruce Koepka now.
Junior Calls Facebook Support – 8.9.18
Junior has another run-in with Myrtle.
Mushmouth Thomas – Holding Down the Fort – 8.6.18
Mushmouth missed the Musers the last couple weeks.
Best of the Ticket at Cowboys Training Camp 2018
Another training camp has come and gone and there's a [...]
Dr. Vaginisimis – Thin Line Between Orgasm and Death – 8.2.18
Science and its implications for the curious with an emphasis [...]
The Ticket Conspiracy Theorist – 7.24.18
What are some of your favorite Ticket conspiracies? https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/ticket-conspiracy-theorist-7.24.18.mp3
Fake Tiger Woods with Koko – 7.23.18
The Koko guest series continues. Find all the Koko audio [...]
Dirty Doug Out with Koko – 7.18.18
The first and second oldest living ballplayers. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dirty-doug-out-koko-7.18.18.mp3
Koko the Gorilla – Girl’s Night Out – 7.19.18
Koko's a G1. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/koko-7.19.18.mp3
Ribby Paultz and Koko at the World Cup – 7.12.18
Ribby, Koko and Donald Trump report from Russia. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/ribby-paultz-7.12.18.mp3
Chris Chris – Hep C Shack – 7.11.18
Chris Chris shows off his tattoos. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/chris-chris-7.11.18.mp3
Crazy Prospector – Flight to Dallas – 7.10.18
The CP has some Alaska stories too. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/crazy-prospector-7.10.18.mp3
Coach Marge with Koko – Cave Rescue – 7.9.18
Marge is still raising funds to get there. Jub's nuts [...]
The Ghost of Reveille VIII with Koko the Gorilla
The Musers have another chat with Koko in "hot heaven." [...]
Ticket Mouse – Gassed by Norm – 6.25.18
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/ticket-mouse-6.25.18.mp3
The Ghost of Koko the Gorilla
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/koko-6.22.18.mp3
Fake Pele – Hates George – 6.19.18
Turns out he doesn't like soccer either. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/fake-pele-6.19.18.mp3
Fake Tiger Woods – Bovine Dictator – 6.18.18
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/fake-tiger-woods-6.18.18.mp3