Myrtle – Ladder Safety Hotline – 10.25.19
Jub calls customer service about his ladder.
Fake Nolan Ryan – Ocelot Taquitos – 10.24.19
The Musers check in with Nolan at the World [...]
Randy Cody – Tornado Cleanup – 10.23.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/randy-cody-10.23.19.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Back on Satan’s Good Side – 10.21.19
Jerry's happy after a big win over the Eagles. [...]
Jesse the Usher – Trump Rally – 10.18.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/jesse-the-usher-10.18.19.mp3
Touchdown Brothers – Sal Getting Married? – 10.16.19
Board op Anthony joins the show. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/touchdown-brothers-10.16.19.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Lost to Jets – 10.14.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/fake-jerry-jones-10.14.19.mp3
Bevo – Tired of Matthew McConaughey – 10.10.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/bevo-10.10.19.mp3
Fake Matthew McConaughey – Inspirational Story – 10.9.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/fake-matthew-mcconaughey-10.9.19.mp3
Fake Jason Garrett – Engage Cussing Programs – 10.8.19
Coach explains why he throws the red textile. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/fake-jason-garrett-10.8.19.mp3 [...]
Jesse the Usher – Last Game at the Temple – 10.3.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/jesse-the-usher-10.3.19.mp3
Ticket Mouse – At the White House – 10.2.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/ticket-mouse-10.2.19.mp3
Mushmouth Thomas – Audition Reel – 10.1.19
Mushmouth wants to tell his stories nationally. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/mushmouth-10.1.19.mp3
Big Tex – Count the Fupas – 9.27.19
Another hilarious installment in the Big Tex saga. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/big-tex-9.27.19.mp3 [...]
Musers Marconi Acceptance Speeches 2019
Unfortunately they lost, again. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/acceptance-speeches-9.26.19.mp3
Fake Matthew McConaughey – Red Light Story – 9.25.19
Matthew has another story about a light. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/fake-matthew-mcconaughey-9.25.19.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Grandkid Scam – 9.23.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/fake-jerry-jones-9.23.19.mp3
Dutch Pentometer – Building Cars – 9.20.19
Some more jokes from Dutch. I'm 99% certain L4G [...]
Boring Guy with Good Intentions
aka Nice Guy Involved in Generic Charity. God this [...]
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Irrational Fears – 9.18.19
Junior and Dr. Maxwell do some breathing exercises. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/dr-carleton-maxwell-9.18.19.mp3 [...]
Moment of Silence Guy
Paul Inawat hates when people interrupt a moment of [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Birth of Sky Mirror – 9.16.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/fake-jerry-jones-9.16.19.mp3
Justify – Failed Drug Test – 9.12.19
Last year's Triple Crown winner is in some trouble. [...]
Fake Nolan Ryan – Monkey Trapper – 9.11.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/fake-nolan-ryan-9.11.19.mp3
Fake Michael Irvin and Mickey Spagnola – Cowboys Silver Blue Network – 9.10.19
It's not that far off. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/fake-mickey-michael-9.10.19.mp3