Stealing Stephen Jones’ Golf Cart – 8.1.19
Gordo and Jub go wireless at Cowboys training camp [...]
Dutch Pentometer Uncensored
This character made a rare appearance at Cowboys training [...]
Gordo Wireless – Jamize Olawale Interview – 7.31.19
Gordon didn't expect to see UNT alum Jamize Olawale https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Musers-7-31-gordo-interview.mp3 [...]
Fake Michelle Wie – 3.11.19
Michelle is finally getting hitched and turns to George for [...]
Free Solo Daredevil – 2.20.19
Musers interview Grunt Chambliss, destined to be the greatest [...]
Ticket Mouse – Does a Fake Jerry – 7.25.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/ticket-mouse-7.25.19.mp3
Fake Stephen Jones – The Chosen One – 7.23.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/fake-stephen-jones-7.23.19.mp3
Fake Tiger Woods – Remember The Night? – 7.22.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/fake-tiger-woods-7.22.19.mp3
Deep Throat Informant – Mavs Free Agency – 7.18.19
It all makes sense now. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/deep-throat-informant-7.18.19.mp3
Chip Pickins – Disgruntled Astronaut – 7.17.19
He got left off of Apollo 11 and he's [...]
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Psychology of Holding Out – 7.16.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/dr-carleton-maxwell-7.16.19.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Good Looking Baby Faucets – 7.15.19
Jerry welcomes the Musers back from dry dock. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/fake-jerry-jones-7.15.19.mp3 [...]
Felix the Washing Machine Cat
Musers about to go on vacation. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/felix-cat-6.28.19.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Family Vacation – 6.27.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/fake-jerry-jones-6.27.19.mp3
Ticket Mouse – Summer Bash Songs – 6.26.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/ticket-mouse-6.26.19.mp3
Elmer Wayne – Fourth of July Shindig – 6.25.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/elmer-wayne-6.25.19.mp3
Ed Carter Sports Hotline – Thank God for Luka – 6.24.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/ed-carter-6.24.19.mp3
Koko the Gorilla – Death Anniversary – 6.20.19
She wants to re-enter flesh world. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/koko-6.20.19.mp3
Fake Dirk Nowitzki – 41st Birthday – 6.19.19
The Musers have to go through Myrtle now to [...]
Fake Tiger Woods – New GF – 6.17.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/fake-tiger-woods-6.17.19.mp3
Chris McKinley – Rocketman – 6.18.19
Chris McKinley takes a break from his Stuckey's tour [...]
Jesse the Usher – NBA Finals – 6.11.19
Jesse vs Drake. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/jesse-the-usher-6.11.19.mp3
The Real Pete Delkus and Fake Dale Hansen – 6.14.19
DWF's favorite Twitterer and weatherman joins the Musers recent [...]
Venom Man – 6.13.19
You haven't lived until you've had half a dozen [...]
The Musers Leave the Sports Page and Hand It Over to the P1
Last Friday Jub was out so Junior and Gordo [...]