This post is a mash-up of some of the more entertaining ‘off-the-cuff’ audio that took place earlier this week in San Antonio. The first clip is Corby going wireless and eventually running into Gordo, which resulted in a hilarious hypothetical. Highlights include:
- Getting snubbed by Kyle Kosier, and learning about his preening habits
- An interview with Jason Hatcher, Phil Costa, Martin Rucker, Chris Gronkowski, and Isiah Greenhouse (?)
- Getting very rudely punked by Bradie James
- More in the “Young Man or Old Lesbian” TC joke series
- Whether or not Jason Garrett has genitalia
- How much it would take for Gordo to pull down Garrett’s pants and issue a virginity check
- Corby harassing a female intern with the last name Crawford
The hypothetical was recapped the next day by the Musers, so I added that in. A surprise interview with Dallas Mayor Mike Rawlings (and a wheels-off impersonation) is also included.
Another fun part of training camp was when the Musers got restless and decided to join the Hardline for E-News, two days in a row. Topics included:
- Labiaplasty (Google it, and be sure to check out the auto-complete responses first)
- Greggo possibly aiming a sniper rifle at Rhynes from across the stadium
- Viagra suppositories
- Monkeys with cocaine addictions, and Planet of the Apes
- Corby’s wife’s new Brazilian
- More random virginity checks of Coach Garrett
- Honking boobs, eating sandwiches and watching the A-Team
This took an hour to mash up, so you better listen to it. And if anyone cares why Bradie James was so pissy, post a comment and I’ll explain why.
(In Line 4 guy audience voice): WHY WAS BRADY JAMES SO PISSED?
Why Brady James sooooo angweeeee???? (Mushmouth Thomas voice)
Brady James is angry because of BaD Radio. When the Cowboys moved to the new stagium, the Cowboys radio rightsholder (ESPN or the Fail, I don’t remember) somehow got Jody Dean to be the PA announcer (thus firing Jub-Jub), and they also stole the Jason Witten Show from BaD Radio. BaD Radio said “ok, we’ll get another cowboy player man” and got Bradie James to agree to do a weekly show. The Ticket pays players to do these interviews, and there is apparently an implicit or explicit understanding that the player won’t do regular shows for any other station.
Bradie did one show during the preseason with BaD radio, and shortly thereafter, the Catttt-man heard an ESPN promo saying that Bradie James would also be on with them for a weekly show. Cattt called Bradie up, and Bradie got mad that the Ticket didn’t want him double-dipping. So Ticket management discontinued the show, Bradie took offense, and P1’s had to suffer through the Marty-B show for a season until Jason Witten returned. Apparently, Bradie James still holds a huge grudge against the ticket, so look for Bob to point out every single mistake Bradie James makes for the duration of the season.
I’ll tell the story again in a few days.
Tell it again!
Ok, sure!
So, Brady James is angry because of BaD Radio. When the Cowboys moved to the new stagium, the Cowboys radio rightsholder (ESPN or the Fail, I don’t remember) somehow got Jody Dean to be the PA announcer (thus firing Jub-Jub), and they also stole the Jason Witten Show from BaD Radio. BaD Radio said “ok, we’ll get another cowboy player man” and got Bradie James to agree to do a weekly show. The Ticket pays players to do these interviews, and there is apparently an implicit or explicit understanding that the player won’t do regular shows for any other station.
Bradie did one show during the preseason with BaD radio, and shortly thereafter, the Catttt-man heard an ESPN promo saying that Bradie James would also be on with them for a weekly show. Cattt called Bradie up, and Bradie got mad that the Ticket didn’t want him double-dipping. So Ticket management discontinued the show, Bradie took offense, and P1’s had to suffer through the Marty-B show for a season until Jason Witten returned. Apparently, Bradie James still holds a huge grudge against the ticket, so look for Bob to point out every single mistake Bradie James makes for the duration of the season.
Now I got it. Thanks!
I tweeted the following. Feel free to retweet and trend #1310isbetterthanBradie. 😎
SNWEfed SNW
@SportsSturm So I just learned about Bradie James Gate. Is he not aware of the @dfwticket curse? #1310isbetterthanBradie
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