Questions for Peter King Montage

This is one of my favorite running gags. UnTicket-Jesus, thank you for your courage. We don’t deserve you.

On a serious note, website admin(s), you don’t need to approve this comment as it’s just for you. I’m pleading with you. PLEASE consider partnering with a legit merch company to produce QUALITY quasi-Ticket-related merch (nothing copyrighted; just out of context drops and inside jokes for P1s to identify other P1s in the wild), and sell them to me and a ton of other P1s. The Ticket subreddit would eat it up. You could make a killing. Do you know how much shitty YouTubers make off of merch alone? It’s often their biggest revenue stream. The Ticket fanbase is HUGE, yet they sell shirts with the Ticket LOGO on them… Give me a shirt that just says “Mark that,” or something about metal bats, or simply “Space is SG,” or “scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to… (I dunno, Greggo?),” hell, something related to the e-brake, or simply “the 8:40 bit.” There are SO many possibilities that wouldn’t infringe on copyrights, and there IS a big market for quality (seriously, QUALITY) shirts. Ones that people actually want to wear in 2021. Not the Hanes shirts everyone uses because they’re cheap… Please, I wrote all this out because I know the UnTicket is in the best position to do this SUCCESSFULLY (does no one understand the goldmine that merch can be with an audience like this?). Take this as a sign. Hell, just take the first step and find out who the YouTubers use to produce QUALITY merch. Reach out to a few of those companies to get a discussion going…

P.S. I know you used to have some type of partnership with a merch company that sold Ticket-related t-shirts in the past. I actually bought a Ragonk Force shirt in hope that some of the money went your way. It was one of the worst-quality shirts I’ve ever worn, and I only wore it once because of that. I guarantee you that if you come up with a few CLEVER designs that the subreddit will like, this could take off and become exponentially successful. There are far better ways to market that stuff now, and you no longer need be an affiliate. You can run your own store… Obviously you have the subreddit for your most-likely buyers, you have the people who visit this site, you can buy Facebook/Instagram/Twitter/etc image ads simply targeting men of all ages in the DFW DMA and catch the attention of THOUSANDS of P1s. You can purchase ads on reddit (so that you don’t get shadow-banned for spamming). I want the people who run the UnTicket to be successful. You’ve earned my (and all P1s’) respect. Let us pay you back.