BITS are FUN
I was really hoping for something better out of fellow P1’s, but I give them all the props in the world to at least try. I doubt I could do anything worth a flip either, so I figured I’d give kudos to our fellow fallen P1’s who gave their effort in trying to amuse us while Gordo is out of town and post this segment.
Here’s to those who tried out…we salute you! (even though they were FAILED)
I so wanted to do my fake Great Gordo but I was in traffic and couldn’t call
Damn, forgot about this. Would Fake Beano Cook be too obscure? The nursing home I perform at every Wed. finds it hilarious.
I was the Ticket Vampire….
I missed this too. I’m gutted that the world will never get to experience Generic British Soccer Announcer.
I wanted to call in as the fake Holger Geschwindner (Dirk’s VERY german advisor).The voice I was going to use was from Shrek, one of the 3 little pigs. (zis is funny, yah?) and I was going to talk about 2 demands that haven’t been met yet to sign Dirk including the renaming of the American Airlines Center to Lufthansa Arena and the placement of a Wienerschnitzel stand in the locker room.
Panic. Out.
Unfortunately, I didn’t come up with this idea until after they had tryouts, but I think it would of been pretty funny to call in as extremely gay the hotel desk clerk from Gordon’s hotel and talk to the Muser’s about all of the inappropriate and disturbing behavior thats been going on during his stay.