A little update regarding closing or selling the site.
"I threw you away to make room for more underwear."
At the beginning of the season, I promised I would post all of the “Cowboy Poet Laureate” segments for posterity. I kindof fell off the wagon after Wade got fired, but the Cowboys started doing better so I just let it ride. Here are the poems from the Jason Garrett era, and the entire 2010-2011 abortion season is available here. They’re corny, but informative. I dunno, send them to your dad or something. Enjoy!
Also, please help me find a Bob-Sturm-esque nickname for the Cardinals. I couldn’t come up with one. Keep it classy, dammit!
Week 10: At New York VaGiants
Week 11: Detroit Lambs
Week 12: New Orleans ‘Aints
Week 13: At Indianapolis Dolts
Week 14: Philadelphia Beagles
Week 15: Washington Foreskins
Week 16: At Arizona Tardinals
Week 17: At Philadelphia Beagles
[Update – thanks to commenter Bhud on another thread for suggesting “Tardinals” — can’t believe I missed that]
Glad you posted every one of the poems for the year, missed five or six throughout the season, Always liked listening to norms poems about the cowboys games..
They’re like condensed postgame shows, aren’t they…
very nice work AP. you’re like the Sensei of mass audio posts on the UnTicket.