Norm Hitzges – Cowboy Poet Laureate

"I threw you away to make room for more underwear."

Norm’s got a new post-Cowboy game bit going on – the Cowboy Poet Laureate!  Every Tuesday morning after a Cowboy game, he writes and recites an original Cowboy-based poem.  Kindof like Donny’s postgame audio montage, but a lot…well, Norm-ier.  The best part of the poem is the continual torpedoing he gets from Mike Sirois and Pop-on-Jer.

We’ll try and update this post as new ones roll in.  Norm promises to replay them all to kill a segment during the Norm-a-thon.

Week 1: At Washington (Washington, Pat!)
Week 2: Chicago
Week 3: At the Houston Testsans
Week 4: Sweet, merciful Bye
Week 5: Tennessee Tits
Week 6: At Minnesota ViQueens
Week 7: New York VaGiants
Week 8: Jacksonville JackOffs
Week 9: At Green Bay FudgePackers
Week 10: At New York VaGiants
Week 11: Detroit Lambs
Week 12: New Orleans ‘Aints
Week 13: At Indianapolis Dolts
Week 14: Philadelphia Beagles
Week 15: Washington Foreskins
Week 16: At Arizona Tardinals
Week 17: At Philadelphia Beagles

PS – Does anyone see what I was trying to do with the photo?  No?  Well, never mind then.