The Ticket has been around for quite some time, but there haven’t always been drops. I remember back when drops first started surfacing regularly, and it was more of a game to see who could edit words together to make someone say something funny. Since that time, drops have become a huge part of what makes the Ticket…well, The Ticket. So, in honor of that spirit, I am going to list my top 5 favorite drops. Put in a comment as to what your favorite drops of all time are.
5. “I prefer a male” – George Dunham
As far back as I can remember, this was one of the very first drops to make its way onto the airwaves. It was spliced together, probably by Gordo, and became a big hit almost instantly. To me, this is where the drop revolution really got started.
4. “No, no, no, no, no, never, never, never, no!” – Norm Hitzges
I love how this drop gets played at Stars games. It is just a bit too long to get thrown in most situations, but it has really found a place in the P1’s hearts.
3. “Any of Norm’s sexual noises” – Norm Hitzges
Norm makes an innocent noise while talking about a cop in a donut shop in Sheboygan. Life goes on, right? Not if Grubes has anything to say about it. Danny’s boy toy has masterfully turned these innocent drops into some of the funniest radio of all time.
2. “I like to eat” – Greg Williams
Although we don’t get to hear it anymore, these four words defined Greggo better than any other four words (as long as we are being nice). Anytime this drop was fired off, it made me laugh, no matter what was going on.
1. “Why are you yelling? You’re a foot from me” – Phil Mickelson
Gribble got him to say it, and since that moment, it has been drop gold. I could almost listen to this drop on repeat and it wouldn’t bug me. Most of the magic of this drop comes from how well the board ops use it in timely situations, but just the monotone nature of Phil’s voice and the total disdain for the peon he is speaking to makes this my all time favorite drop.
Your turn. What are your favorite drops and why?
“That was a great story. Tell it again!”
GOOD POINT
🙁
don’t jar
and use a rubber
Hammer: “Hamburger with doo doo as the meat”
Danny: “I like steak” (or any variation)
Old lady: “Alright”
okay, clearly the first one is Mike not Hammer.
“Don’t you damn call again here!”
we had some diamonds….
5. That theory cannot be prov/Danny examine it/Fry st/Pleated pants
4. Truck full of Mexicans
3. How bout a Marlboro Red bitch?
2. He also wore shoes with live goldfish….
1. We’re having fun here, no?
How do you not have Norm’s most used one up there?
#1 of all time has to be…
“Are you gay? … ARE… YOU… GAY?”
other great ones…
Mike: “That was a great story.” Danny: “Tell it again”
Anything involving Doyle King
“To Nancy…..” by Norm
Even though I’ve only heard it once…. this is pure gold….
Mike: “Text penis to your mother”
My favorite is the Bill Wyman drop “Alright”
Barb – “Youuu’re having, I’m Arby’s.”
the whole tee box montage…
“if you start skulling bawws….”
“the anus?!?”
“i don’t think so.”
My favorite was, “What’s up Grand Dragon Georgio?” George hated it which only made it better.
“I used to shoot baskets”
-Mike
5. “Get your ass hung up now you idiot!”
4. “Don’t you damn call again here!”
3. “Great success.”
2. The Jub woodpecker fart
1. “Tell ’em Rhyner!”
jim, JIM!
1. “I hate that son of a bitch.” (Mike)
2. “Shut up bitch!” (Mike)
3. “I went to TCU….” (Corby)
4. “I don’t think so.” (Rick Arnett)
5. “I have lupus.” (Mike)
5. What-a,what-a-we,whadda they hope to get out of him? (Rhyner)
4.Lets see those boobs darlin’. (Greggo)
3.Anything “Edna” said
2.”Exactly……I mean…” (Grubes)
1.HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA….OOOHHH I’m sorry thats funny!!
Doyle King
“My sister’s stinky box” (Rhyner) First time I heard it I almost wrecked on the Tollway.
“Big, black m*****f*****” (Norm) Anything that’s banned has to be funny.
Strap it on – Gordon Keith
Have a hot carl…
bring back
Balls Hangin Down
Balls Hangin Down
Balls Hangin Down
Balls Hangin Down……
Hey dil!
Honorable mentions (some of these have not been heard in a long time) –
We’re having fun here, no? (Dan)
I rear ended a gentleman. (Bob)
Can I stick my tongue down your throat? (Bob)
This is going to be a f***ing disaster. (Bernie Shaw)
I’ll do her. (George)
It’s called the schlong. (Fernando)
Dan’s “Can I get it in the butt?”
nip nip. weiner
“Why don’t you just go ahead and turn your mic down there buddy…”
-Gordo
“I’m Ty Walkaaaaa”
-Ty Walker
i’ve got 20 bucks!
“get the clothes off bitch”
“that theory cannot be proven”
Guess what I have in my underwear? (mike rhyner and Norm)
Are you gay? ARE YOU GAY? (Norm)
Drop your pants and let me #%*@ your butt hard! (Norm)
“Yawall!”-Greggo
“He once had a black baby.”-Greggo
“I’m a queer.”-Jaa Dunham
“Sounds good” (Nolan Ryan)
“Cowboys” -Jerry Jones
I miss hearing “Puff Daddy!”
is the answer jesus?
I can’t believe no one mentioned the cunkel moment.
Do you like this gig?
That wasn’t the question…
Well so what if he don’t like gays, I don’t like em neither.
“I love the Rangers!” – Mike
“This team sucks!” – Mike
“ARE YOU GAY?! – Norm
“Fun is going on.” – Mike
“I grew up in the Sixties.” – Mike
“Donovan, you’ve eaten chitlins!” -Norm
I have Lupus. (Mike)
I like steak. (Danny)
Sister’s stinky box. (Mike)
Hi, Bob. (Bob)
Anything ever said by Doyle.
Norm-guess what I have in my underwear? A solid number two.I had to turn off the radio at that point because it hurt to laugh
“My sister’s stinky box”
“i have a name for my penis”
“ive got a flask in my car if you guys want to join me for an afterhours drink”
“get mike the hell of the air” – Norm
“that is a ridiculous plan” – TC
“he’s black” – Norm
1) Gimmie a marlboro red bitch: Greggo
2) Puff daddy!: Greggo
3) I eat boogers: Greggo
4) I’d like to feel those boobs: Greggo
5) Ching change ha-so: Mike
EIGHT?!?!?!
George, referring to basketball uniforms: “There’s nothing wrong with black trim.” It got taken out of the rotation almost immediately.
George saying (after a fart drop) “That was me.” Perfect timing.
Doyle’s Crazy Laugh.
Corby’s I went to TCU.
Deion’s A phong is ringing.
Mike’s The guy’s just on fire right now.
Mike’s Text Penis to 44939/ your mother
and Dan Paul Merle Berle Jim Ed Balis’ “GET YOUR ASS HUNG UP ON NOW YOU IDIOT!”
The recent “Michael Trabtree” makes me giggle every time I hear it.
“BIG… FAT… LADY!”
“Got an extra joint?”
“Hazmat uniform.”
“Small private school in the midwest.”
“You’re under my command now.”
“Since when do you care about causing a big russ or f**kus?”
The Hammer was the King of Drops.