Jesse the Usher
Our favorite Usher, Jesse, is the head of ushering at the Alamo Dome.
He says they all look alike and “out number us”.
Poor Jesse had some medical issues:
- Put some whoop ass on a punk kid
- male enhancement procedure issues
- fell down 1200 steps at the alamo dome
- almost run over by Rowdy’s pimped out 4 wheeler
He also explains how Romo is tearing up the women by using a grid system, ending with Jesse using duct tape and a gun.
Anyone notice how he sounded strangely like Jimmy Carter?