Jerusalem Jackson – Drunk on Diamond Talk!

I shall smote thee with mine divine antlers and mighty claw!

The UnTicket’s very own Jerusalem Jackson called into Friday Night’s Diamond Talk to share his divine wisdom with us! Revel in his holy Baseball message, UnP1’s! Also, derive mirth and merriment from a breathless SeaBass opening the show!

By DP|2010-10-25T16:12:18-06:00October 25th, 2010|Audio, General Fun, Off Topic|9 Comments

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Jerusalem Jackson October 25, 2010 at 4:15 pm - Reply

Hammered. But I do enjoy being on the ticket every time I’m on it.
- AP October 25, 2010 at 4:17 pm - Reply
  
  I enjoyed your sports points tremendously, Father! Do you remember who was running the board? Poop said that they sent you straight to the front of the caller line.
Jerusalem Jackson October 25, 2010 at 4:22 pm - Reply

First, great photoshop pic!

If drunken memory serves, it was the great Kevin Turner.
- AP October 25, 2010 at 4:42 pm - Reply
  
  Thanks! I think I got the antlers up-side down though. Oh well, you never know how Photoshop is gonna ack, under the big lights.
Doanwanna Poopoo October 25, 2010 at 4:42 pm - Reply
My favorite parts of this post:
1. Jeebus droppin the claw and then droppin the antlers on us, nice work AP
2. How out of breath SeaBass sounded giving me the visual of him in a room with Greggo and Warsh, all with white on their faces running around out of breath throwing the claw and antlers on each other
3. Jerusalem Jackson also out of breath, who was obviously pacing the floors on his iPhong talking baseball-ball
4. JJ also openly admitting what most of the city falls in line with, being a Rangers bandwagon fan
5. JJ resetting for everyone so we remembered he was, in fact, “Jerusalem”… HA!!
6. And finally, the fact of how drunk JJ was! GOOD JOB PEOPLE and GO RANGERS
Sam October 25, 2010 at 5:18 pm - Reply

I believe it was Kevin Turner. KNTU’s own.
Earlsky October 25, 2010 at 11:29 pm - Reply

DP, perfect points and right on the money. Why did it seem like everyone was running around right before they went on air? I will have to say, number 2 had me lol-cry-laughing.
- AP October 26, 2010 at 5:16 am - Reply
  
  As it turns out, it’s because they literally did sprint over to the Dr. Pepper Junior ballpark the moment the game was over. I guess that merits a pass!
Earlsky October 26, 2010 at 8:37 am - Reply

I guess JJ does NOT, in fact, remember the time he spends listening to Sports Radio 1310, The Ticket.