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George Dunham - Finger Cuffs

Jah & Finger Cuffs

First, TheUnTicket.com wants to wish George “Sir Farts A Lot” Dunham a very happy birthday. Another year you’ve made it without spontaneously combusting from the massive amounts of air babies released. Congrats!

Since it is Jah’s bday, one of his old cousins Elmer Wayne calls in to tell old stories about Sir Dunham back in the day. Of course he also asks for money, then the ultimate request of something else. Sir Farts A Lot downplays his involvement with Elmer Wayne, but the old stories are very factual. Especially the story about ole “Finger Cuffs” the milk cow.