A little update regarding closing or selling the site.
Welcome to the Tilted Klit! Err...Kilt
Fun times at Guys Night Out last night, (I think). The evening started off very early when a drunk dude started shouting at Corby about Mike Vick of all things. Good strong promotions man Irwin bounced his ass out though:
A few hours later, the roundtables started. Enjoy them, hard.
UnTicket REQUEST – If you love us, you’ll do us a favor. Write a one-line recap of what’s in each of these files in the comments (I cut them up, but I can’t remember what all’s in them), and I’ll update this post accordingly. If you do it, you might get an audio request – and if you don’t, well, you’re a flawed guy. Big shout-out to UnP1 Sparky for the major assist! I hope at least one of the comments I left for him actually happen.
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Roundtable 1 – Junior, Gordo, Bob, and Mike. Replay of Drunk Jan doing the pledge at summer bash. Jan redeems herself with a somewhat slurred but accurate pledge.
Roundtable 2 – Mike, George, Dan, and Corby. College talk. Rehashing Drunk Corby at the Musers Campout.
Roundtable 3 – George, Craig, Gordo, and Bob (with Dan popping on at the end). Dissection of Bob’s “REALLY? drop from his Deion interview. Bob also recaps his review of “Jackass 3D.” The segment ends with a review of fantastic arguments, including a replay of the Musers tension when they were ranking the Cowboys coaches, a replay of the Dale and Dan “You walkin’ out?!” moment, and a replay of Dan screaming at Tom over not wanting audio.
Roundtable 4 – Bob, Mike, Dan, and Corby. LeBron and some other generic NBA talk.
Roundtable 5 – Corby, Gordo, George, and Craig scatter-shoot: Gordo tells of the unspeakable things he’s going to do to a female listener, Corby recaps the guy who was yelling in the opening segment, Gordo meets his pediatrician’s son at the Kilt who lived next door to the OB that delivered him, flatulence and its place in a relationship, and Gordo dirty dances with a woman.
Roundtable 6 – Gordo, Mike, Bob, and Craig: Marquis Daniels personal-finance hypothetical, and the love-child of Dan McDowell and hotel telephone ring guy is born.
First roundtable: Junior, Gordo, Bob, and Mike. Replay of Drunk Jan doing the pledge at summer bash. Jan redeems herself with a somewhat slurred but accurate pledge. Yea, it’s more than one line — scissor me.
Thank you! May a squadron of beautiful vaginas find their way to your crotch by the day’s end!
Second roundtable: Mike, George, Dan, and Corby. College talk. Rehashing Drunk Corby at the Musers Campout. A very phoned-in roundtable, even with the assumption that all roundtables are phone-in.
Brilliant! Hope you live a long life, and may all of your ups and downs be in bed!
Third roundtable: George, Craig, Gordo, and Bob (with Dan popping on at the end). Dissection of Bob’s “REALly? comment from his Deion interview. Bob recaps his review of “Jackass 3D.” Replay of the Musers tension when they were ranking the Cowboys coaches, which tails into a replay of the Dale and Dan “You walkin’ out?!” moment, along with some of Dan/Tom tension.
Splendid! Jeebus-willing, may you be lustily pursued by a toothless midget with an oral fixation and a flat head for resting beer upon.
Fourth roundtable: Bob, Mike, Dan, and Corby. LeBron and some other generic NBA talk.
Fantastic! May a Nissan filled with naked, nubile nymphomaniacs break down and desperately require assistance in front of your home.
Fifth roundtable: Corby, Gordo, George, and Craig. Quite a hodge-podge here. Gordo tells of the unspeakable things he’s going to do to a woman listener. Corby recaps the guy who was yelling in the opening segment. Gordo meets his pediatrician’s son at the Kilt, who lived next door to the OB who delivered him (like I said, a hodge-podge). Flatulence and its place in a relationship. Gordo dirty dances with a woman.
Gracias! May Denise Milani allow you to administer the Tallahassee Trail Blazer over and over again until you grow weary of her mouth-watering melons.
Sixth roundtable (rather short): Gordo, Mike, Bob, and Craig. Marquis Daniels hypothetical (would you choose today to swap bank accounts with him at the age of 50). Ends on a high with the love child of Dan and “hotel telephone ring” guy.
You sir, are awesome. Thanks! Let us know if we can make your audio dreams come true.
Oh, and uhh…may your birthday be brightened with bi-curious co-eds, a tequila truck tipping over and a Vivid director asking if you’d like to be in a porno sometime. *wink*
Any and all Concert Calendars are always appreciated, but no big whoop — you boys just keep doing what you’re doing!
Concert calendars, or reconsider lounges? Either way, I’ll do a mashup-post for you in the next few weeks.
Eh, the reconsider lounge is always the highlight but I also love Danny dismissing the shitty bands at the regular gigs, so I’d say full-on CC!
I love you Sparky. I wish I had the ability to make you sore.