Greggo's Junk
You might remember Greggo tried a new gig with John Clay Wolfe that quickly fell through, then Greggo showed up with Richie Whitt and they now have a show over on The Fail. I guess Greggo has become the the go-to person for people’s junk around the house and John Clay Wolfe is none to happy about his idea being taken by the Hammer.
Wolfe decided to put together a bit/parody of Greggo’s Junk (1190AM ‘Nooner’ weekdays at 12pm) and sent a copy for us to share. A definite upper-cut to Hammer’s right nostril. Hopefully they aren’t trying to imitate him at first, because that would be a horrible job comparing it to Gordo … but see what ya think.
The only thing that made John Clay Wolfe relevant was that Greggo used him as a primer to get back into the market. I think most of us would rather do without this spare on the UT.
Wow, somehow that was more excruciating than actually listening to Greggo himself.
Sorry JCW….that’s failed.
You guys are tough :). Line 5 guy: incorrect, my weekend ratings on the Eagle are 4.5% share M 25-54, I was doing this four years before I met Greg. @ JJ, I hear ya, the idea was funny, the delivery sucked, but oh well. We have alot of good bits on the noon show that are polished and bueno, this just happened to be one that was produced and formulated on the fly and didn’t come over the way envisioned. From what I see on this board, even if it was great, it would have still sucked in yalls opinion bc it’s not aired on the beloved KTCK. It’s all in good fun, I’ll send DP a winner some time, and yall can tear it apart too 🙂
This probably isn’t the easiest going crowd when it comes to posting other stations bits, that’s for sure. I thought the idea was kinda funny….but it fell flat for me. “It was pitchy, dog.” I’m not baggin on your bit just because it’s your bit, though. My humor knows no bounds. If it’s funny, I laugh. If it’s not, I don’t….regardless of where it originated.
This is the unTICKET.com…not the unANYTHING-ELSE.com, so you have to expect that you’ll get shelled if you send something over that kinda sucks, you know?
I love you.
If the follow up sucks, then I shall ban myself from the UN. However, I challenge you geniuses to shoot me some bits to jwolfe@gowolfe.com, 2 min in length, I’ll air them on my noon show, and we’ll let the listeners decide the winner. We can poll it right here, winning submission gets the entire jackpot $$. $20 per entry fee, paypal. However, I get to enter as well.
Finally an opportunity for the UN to be heard, UNcut on DFW airwaves, you game, homie?
On second thought, let’s up the ante. Winning submission gets both the pot, and my show on a Friday. So we’ll pick a day, and the winning krew can host the nooner, for the entire hour, without me, unsupervised. 12-1 on 1190, you get the studio, the phones the works, it’s all yours for a day. I’ll supply both a board op and call screener to produce your show, and I’ll just be a listener. Actually, I won’t even enter the contest, it’s all you baby, nothin but net. And the good news on this contest, is Greggo’s state of mind can’t queer the deal this go round. Put your money and MP3’s where your mouth is. This could be really fucking entertaining.
I like your style, sir, but there is one glaring problem with this: the bits on this site aren’t ours…they’re the Ticket’s. I wish we were actually funny and had a radio show and all that, but the fact of the matter is we do nothing more than post what the Ticket guys have already done. It’s a P1 public service. Sure, my witty comments are hilarious so I can see how it’d be easy to mistake my comedic genius for that of a radio personality…but in all honesty I’m just a moderately cool guy with a nasally voice that probably isn’t radio-friendly. I mean, I can send you some fake Tiger if you want…maybe a little Clarence The Maintenance Man…but I can’t claim any of it as my own.
In other news, I just farted the words “why today doesn’t suck”….gotta go! brblolokib
wow, I open the gate, here you go, come and get it. Give you an opportunity to have your own day, call the show whatever the fuck you want, all you can eat.
And you take a flyer? Holy Shit, holy shit, holy shit. This is unheard of. The offer stands for a week. If there is just one bold character that sends in a submission, then they get a show for a day on DFW air. No we’re not the ticket, but you’ll be broadcasting to appx 10,000 heads…Don’t CHOKE! cough cough. Teams are welcome. jwolfe@gowolfe.com..live it, learn it, love it 🙂
You’re a smart guy, John, so I know you can read. What “bits” do you really want us to send you? Do you need content that badly? I’ll be more than happy to come on your show, if that’s what you want. Perhaps we can do a “Jerusalem’s Junk” segment….I don’t know. But just because I criticized your bit doesn’t automatically put me in the bit-building business. You want to host an Unticket round-table? I’m sure we can scrape together more than enough panelists….
I’m not looking for content, I just think it would be fun. When you audition for a radio gig, they say “Send me an aircheck” youtube/google radio airchecks, and you’ll get many examples. Bit’s, airchecks, segments, just basic example of YOUR show, THE show the Unticket Show, the JJ show, whatever you have in your mind that you think is worthy. If we had multiple submissions, we could have a UN roundtable to judge. Bascially, whatever you want, however you want. You meaning the admins and followers of this site. We get on the air every day, cut up, and talk bullshit about whatever. I think little game of spin the bottle this is worthy of that subject heading.
It’s my show, so I make the rules, and my rules are whatever rules you guys decide. Balls in your court, gentlemen start your engines. I’m very mallable, I’ll make sure to keep it interesting, I have that ability, bc I suck so bad 🙂
crickets…..crickets….