A little update regarding closing or selling the site.

JJ spoke with the Gordon Keith show about acquiring tickets for the next Gordon Keith show. Carrie responded with the statement there would be 4 tickets saved for our group. Then she (Carrie) even sent a follow up email saying “EVERYONE WANTS TO COME ARE YOU SURE?” We responded saying “YES, WE ARE ALL IN!” The funny thing is when we showed up after spending some drinking time at the HOB (House of Blues), we surveyed the studio audience area, which had around 50 seats. Then we surveyed the crowd waiting to get inside of the Gordon Keith Television show extravaganza. The 2+2 wasn’t equaling 4. We had a LOT more people waiting to go into the studio than there were actual seats.

Since we had actually reserved seats for the show, we elbowed and kicked our way into the studio to get a spot and was about 3 rows deep. The studio audience was great and bigger than expected, but here’s the shitter.. .there was no actual guest NOR was there an actual musical guest to perform for us!! It was all pre-recorded. What was live were the Gordon in between comments. He’s a funny mother fucker!! Like funny “HA HA”. Not funny “Heh”.

So the guest was Cedric the Entertainer, pre-recorded, but Gordo did a great interview. He spoke to him how we’d expect him to speak to someone. He started off by saying, “I hate to get personal or uncomfortable, but, you are a black man, right?” It was funny stuff. Gordo also asked if there were jokes about white people that black people told we would enjoy like the fact we smell like wet puppies. Cedric mentioned talking like white people is always a good laugh..

Then we move to the musical guest, “The Last Goodnight” performed Pictures of You during the day, before we were there, of course. Being a musician, I was most looking forward to seeing live music at the GK Show, but was disappointed with a pre-recorded PIECE OF CRAP! OK, first off, the singer looks like the dude Blake Lewis from American Idol last season. Then who’s the keyboardist? What makes him so cool that he has to wear dark shades in the middle of the day inside a studio? The only cool person in this band was the guitar player. Only because he wasn’t pretentious and played his instrument without all the antics. “THEY SUCKED!”

The overall experience was fun and interesting because we got to see how GK did his show. We’re huge hard P1’s and want to do him justice. Gordo had this weird frozen face syndrome where he felt like he couldn’t move or it would mess up his hair or makeup. Anyhow Gordo was greatness and we’re glad we went. Hopefully next time he’ll have people in the studio. If not, maybe we can tackle him, shave our initials into his hair and show our appreciation.

After the show Gordon was waiting outside to greet the audience, which I thought was awesome because he hates people. Gordo first got hit by JJ and then I said “Hey dude” and then introduced myself as “Doanwanna Poopoo”. Gordon, hating weird situations as he does, quickly turned his face in confusion and moved on to the next person. I’m not sure if it was the Greggo situation/line or if he just gets the weird shit all the time and moves on to the next person, but it was some funny shit.