Fake Nolan Ryan – Minority Owner of Rangers?

With the sale of the Rangers at our feet, Musers talked to (fake) Nolan Ryan about the new deal.

Nolan isn’t too big on being called a ‘minority’ owner, because he says he’s white.

He tells how they hope to write off the ball park since Ron Washington is living out at the ball park.

Then the subject of uniform change comes up and he wants to look into a camouflage look.

Of course, what Nolan Ryan audio would be right without talk of the snow monkeys. He has a very interesting plan on what they will come in and do.