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Catfish on a Stick

Musers talked to fake Nolan Ryan about the improved fan experience. Nolan talks of his guaranteed hotdog and what is actually guaranteed if you eat it.

Fake Nolan is getting harder and harder to understand his words, which is genius. Nolan goes on to explain other future fan experience foods coming up. How awesome would it be to have fake Nolan interview real Nolan.