A new year with the Dallas Cowboys marks a new year with The Ticket and the Cowboys.
The Ticket has no official ties with the Cowboys now. They’ve moved on to the station no one listens to, The FAN, which cock blocked Georgie Ja Dunham from being the stadium PA guy. It sucks for The Ticket, but it really sucks for Georgie.
What does all this mean? It means there is no holding back now with fake Jerry & fake Wade, among other things.
In this episode of fake J&W, Jerry begins talking about how excited they are to be practicing in the Alamo dome.
Fake Wade hit the emphaaasis button, and is excited. Then started talking about wearing one piece bathing suites. Of course, then he goes into eating sausage and watching Springer, pancakes stacked 20 high and discussion of penile extensions.
Haha! Love the doctored picture of Wade Bezerker and Fuji Jerry!